amusement park

On Saturday me and my 3 friends went to an amusement park Kylie, Katy, and Emi. My mom gave me 97$, we have to split it up. The park opens at 11:00 in the morning. So we are going to wake up at 8:00 in the morning. So we can get a very early start, the admission is $1 per person WOW THAT'S CHEAP!!!!!!! And when we get there (P.S. we are already there) we are going to see a circus show. We will go on the hammer head, (the rides don't cost anything) then after the hammer head we will go to the arcade.

We will each play 3 games each all of the games cost $2 I played an awesome game. I have to control a claw and pick up a 3,000,000 dollar Bill and its almost there and then I get on the edge (of the place where you drop it in and get it out) and then a big gust of wind comes and blows it off, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! And then we all finish playing our last games. Then we get really Hungry and get some grub, and of course lots and lots of candy. We get a big bucket of chicken wings, and then get a big cup of coke to wash it all down, and then we get tons of candy like: skittles, Jr. Mints, twixs, m&m, a big chocolate bar, oh and cotton candy of course. And all together that was maybe like $17.99 (or $18.00 rounding). And then after we ate we fell out of our chairs and started Rowling on the ground! felling like we are going to hurl!

Then we go on like maybe 10 more rides like: Medusa, Water Rides, Superman, Totem Pole, and The Rolling Boat. After all of the rides we have like $67.00 left so we go to the gift Shoppe and we see, candy, bracelets, toys, hats, clothes, and lots of other stuff. And then we all stop in our tracks, we see a baby dolphin for exactly $67 and we had that money, so we say to the cashier that we want that dolphin and he says "alright." And then we all scream at the same time YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! So we're all about to check out and then the cashier says " ok your total today is $67.01" and then we all look at each other, and say "oh no!!!!!." So we go around asking people for a penny and then when we finally get a penny someone comes over to the cashier ans says, " I'd like to buy that dolphin please." And man were we mad so mad I almost went over to that person an  punched her in the face but my friends held me back. So I just decided to take this problem to court, so I could smash the person!!! And so when the judge asked me my part of the story so I told her that we were trying to pay for the dolphin first and then we realized that we didn't have a pennie. And then when we finally got one, that person came over and tried to buy our dolphin!!!!! (Well it wasn't really ours yet but still). So then the judge had some time to think about her dissition, and she finally made her dissition she said, "I say that, THE 4 CHOCOLATE PLANETS CAN TAKE THE DOLPHIN HOME!!!!!! (4 chocolate planets was our team name) (great team name right?) but anyways we went to the store and bought a big jug of water and brought Yoda home (that's our dolphins name) but before we left I tried that arcade game one more time and guess what I LOST AGAIN!!!!! just kidding I WON OH YA!!!!!! I'M RICH!!!!!!!!! Well I'm not rich Yoda is because I gave all of the money to Yoda, we'll now that I think of it what would he do with $3,000,000. He could just get out of his water jug, drive to the store, and go shopping. No offence to Yoda but he's just a fish.

ONE WEEK LATER.............................

Well it turns out that fish can drive and they can buy stuff at the store. Yah that's right at 2:00 in the morning Yoda stole my car and went to the store and bought a lot of stuff just blew all OF MY MONEY!!!! I mean all of his money on really useless stuff like like shampoo and some weird stuff like that. Well if you are wondering why I call it weird is because I never use that stuff. And that was my most memorable time I went to the amusement park with my friends. And it was most memorable time because I was scared out of my clothes and wet my pants and sweated so much I had to use 15 sticks of deodorant, because I could have gone to jail. And yes that's right that person that tried to buy Yoda went to jail we'll she kind of deserved it FOR TRYING TO BUY OUR DOLPHIN!!!!!!!! sorry my anger issues are just wearing off. And now that I think of it I still don't know that lady's name (the one that tried to steal our dolphin) so I'm just gonna name her BOB I think it suites her (wait would that be wrong to name a lady BOB?) WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE THINKS OR FEELS BECAUSE SHE TRIED TO STEAL MY DOLPHIN!!!!!! THAT JERK!!!!!

THE ALMOST END

to be continued or to be concluded.............