I was waiting. My cold hard vagina waiting for a strong man to appear and take a big bite out of this tight mami living under me threw out my whole life. Then.. it happened. My neighbor my new next door neighbor appeared. He's 14 and I'm 13. He looked at me with a smirk on his face like he wants to chain me up and put a dog collar around me while holding a belt in his hand. I loved him at the very first sight. When I saw him. I had an orgasim.
I looked away quickly and went back to watching iCarly. Funny show. People reading this you guys should watch it. Then the doorbell rang. It was him. Boy was he BuFF. I loved him already. He said that he was new and I said I know I'm not a fucking retard handsome. Not to mention he was wearing gray shorts which really made guys pee pees stand out if you ever saw those on Instagram. (Meme pages). P.S go follow
Fertilizer
Yourlordansaviormemejesus
Evolvebanana
Iced.vro
Then later on in life we had kids and my stomach had a bunch of stretch marks blah blah blah. Then I got plastic surgery blah blah blah then then Jess Witman lost his emo sence. Finally.
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