Life of Lamp

Chapter 3

-Lamps POV-

It is now morning and I hear a knock at the door. "Lamp," Ashton says walking to the door but I don't turn on for once. He shrugs and turns on Lampina. I bet she likes it, that little slut. Ashton opens the door and I see someone I've seen before. Sarah. Friend of my owners I assume. "Hey babe," Ashton says, kissing her cheek. Apparently a friend of Ashton's too. Why do people like these idiot life ruiners. I watch Jaycee run into the living room, greeting Sarah with a hug. I wish that I could hug Lampina. But she doesn't love me. She just loves making electricity, no matter who it is I guess. I let out a sigh. Calum sits down next to me. Great, this douche again. I hate him with a burning passion. He ruined my life.

I look at the ground, tired of watching my owners so happy. Their joy makes me want to feel joy, but its impossible. I thought Lampina was different. I thought that we were going to grow old and have little flashlights together. But no. She just likes making electricity with any guy she comes across I guess.

"Lamp," Calum says. F*ck off Calum, you've ruined my life enough haven't you. He looks at my confused, bringing his face closer to me. I would spit in his face if I had saliva.

"Lamp," he repeats. I would bit off his head if I could.

"Calum, I think you've lost it," Sarah giggles.

"No, its supposed to turn on," he replies looking at me. Not in the mood for you, Calum.

"Yeah, so you do this." Sarah walks over to me. Why can't people tell that I want to be left alone. She feels me, and it reminds me of Lampina. I look across the room at her, and see her staring at Calum.

"Where is it?" Sarah says, looking at my body. I begin to feel insecure.

"There isn't a switch," Michael buds in. Go away grape head. Sarah looks at him with confusion written all over her face. Wait. I don't have a switch. I look down at myself and realize that he was correct. I in fact do not have a switch.

"It's voice activated, you are supposed to say Lamp and it turns on." Calum says. I let out a gasp. Does that mean, I don't have a lamp kink? I begin to question everything. Who am I? WHAT am I?

"I guess its broken then." Sarah replies.

"Whats broken?" Ana and Jaycee ask.

"Your lamp," Michael says.

"Oh, that sucks. Now we need a new lamp." Jaycee says, unplugging me and putting me on the counter. A NEW LAMP? WHAT?!?! AFTER EVERYTHING IVE BEEN THROUGH, THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO JUST REPLACE ME.

"Let's go lamp shopping!" Luke exclaims. He is on my kill list now. They all agree and leave. They are ALL on my kill list now. I hate them all. I hate everyone. I hate everything. No one must get that I have feelings too.