[Sick of horror movies]
[xxx 2018]
[Killer Krowns from Outer Space]
*Dismembered every clown alien she sees* Not human and I'm tired of clowns.
[Get Out]
*Snaps every resident's neck in the house* Thank you Reyes for the training.
[New Year's Evil]
*Strangles the killer to death* Get a better life next year.
[ThanksKilling]
*Slaughters a killer turkey* Gobble gobble motherf#cker.
[Trick 'r Treat]
Okay not messing with this. *Gives candy to the younger children* Happy Halloween. And always check your candy before eating.
[A Nightmare on Elm Street]
*Cleaning Freddy's claws after killing him with his decapitated head hanging above her* I have bigger dreams than you.
[Happy Death Day]
Sorry, I rather eat a salad than a poison cupcake. Oh wait I'm immune to poison, I'm immortal. *Walks over dead bodies of Sorority girls in their own pool of blood*
[Sunny Family Cult]
*Tied up* Okay, I know I may look like I'm dressed up for Halloween but really, I killed more people than you pathetic cult assholes and I'm impossible to be killed. You can stab me all you want but you're stabbing the undead.
*Blackout has occurred*
[1 hour later]
*Lights back on* *Blood around her mouth* *Every member of the cult is dead*
Immortality is awesome. *Looks at the last member* No more killing, live your life the way you are. Also go to a psychiatric hospital for help. You need it.
[Scream volumes]
The Scream Killer:*Stabs Swift*
*Flips off the killer* You're a f#cking loser. *Punches them* Did you get that?
*The simulation breaks and everyone behind the control are pale*
The skin worked.
Graze: That's great babe.
Immortal: 76: That's my girl.
D.Va:*Puking in a nearby trash can from the gore*
Dracula Reaper: She killed Freddy Krueger.
Immortal: 76: Gabe.
Dracula Reaper: She did. Twist his head and popped the cap. *Shadow steps out of the control room*
Was the killing too much?
[BEEP!]
[Overwatch]
[Junkenstein's Revenge]
*Shooting at Zomnics*
Graze:*Summoned as The Reaper*
Oh I'm gonna love this.
[30 minutes later when the game paused]
I'm so sorry I knocked your pumpkin off.
Graze:*Headless* It's okay babe. Just help me find my head.
McCree: Find it! *Wearing Graze's pumpkin head*
Graze's head:*Unimpressed* Put me back, now.
[BEEP!]
Stitches:*In a spirit proof prison* *Bangs against the plasma screen* Let me out! *Bangs more*
*Glares at her demented counterpart* No way. I'm not letting you possess me again. Last year I nearly killed everyone before I got into Overwatch.
Stitches: Whatever. Too bad you didn't catch Count.
Count(Graze's Halloween spirit): Uhhh Stitches? *In another spirit proof prison*
Stitches: Dammit.
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🔵⬛️Main Dimension!⬛️🔴 (MOVED!)
RandomHello everyone, this is first book about my life in the Main Dimension. My home. Graze: And missions we take tasks on. Plus we get to have fun with the Beans and get tags in here. Graze: With special guests from other fandoms in here.
