Q: What colorful letter can you eat?
A: A brown e.
Q: What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of a plane?
A: "Me!"
Q: When don't airline employees wear uniforms?
A: When they are in PLANE clothes.
Q: Why did the bee join the rock band?
A: To be the lead stringer.
Q: If every dog has his day, what does a dog with a broken tail have?
A: A weekend. (WEAK-end)
Q: In what factory does Humpty Dumpty work?
A: In an eggplant.
Q: Why couldn't the three bears get back into their house?
A: Because it had Goldie LOCKS.
Q: Where do lions, tigers, and bears work out?
A: The jungle gym.
Q: Why doesn't a banana last long in a household?
A: Because a banana splits.
Q: What did the shoe say to the gum?
A: "Stick with me and we'll go places."
Q: What did one hammer say to the other?
A: "I just broke a nail."
Q: What did the waterfall say to the water fountain?
A: "You're just a little squirt."
Q: When do you need to put football players and convicts on the same scale?
A: When you're weighing pros and cons.
Q: What can you do to help a sick bird?
A: Get it tweeted.
Q: How do birds get ready to exercise?
A: They do worm-ups.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a computer with an alligator?
A: A megabyte.
Q: How does a computer eat?
A: Maybe a byte here and a byte there.
Q: What was wrong with the cleaning lady's computer?
A: It didn't do windows.
Q: What's the best farm animal for boxing?
A: Duck!
Q: Why didn't the duck pick up the restaurant check?
A: It already had a bill.
Q: What do you use to heal a broken duck?
A: Duck tape.
Q: What egg is dangerous?
A: The eggsecutioner.
Q: Why was the car embarrased?
A: It had gas.
Q: Why did the battery cross the road?
A: It thought it would get a charge out of it.
Q: What tree catches the most diseases?
A: The sycamore.
Q: How does a tree change?
A: By turning over a new leaf.
Q: What did the tree say when it couldn't solve the riddle?
A: "I'm stumped."
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Hey guys and gals! I hope to get at least one "ha" at the end of a joke from you I know they're not very good but hey I tried :)
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