Kamen Rider Key [Discontinued]

Episode 4: My Way Back Home and Another Dream

 ARGH, POOP NUGGETS! Goddammit Yuzuki, why are you such a baka?! Bakabakabakabakabakabakabaka! Aish! Why didn't ask freaking Souji?!?!?! ERMAGOD I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!

Oh wait, and I'm also freaking injured! I have a broken leg I think and my hand burnssssss! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

"Dude, are you okay?" the dude that turned me into the thingy asked. Oh wait, he's still here...the world's being such a poophead, goddangit! Ugh, I'll have to ask him!

"I'm lost." "And?" "I need help getting home?" "You dumbass...okay, let's get going." "Wait, you know where I live?!" "Ye-" "OHMYASDFGHJKLSRFVHNJKJHNH, YOU FREAKING STALKER! GET AWAY FROM ME! HELP, THIS DUDE IS-"

He covered my mouth then dragged me to somewhere else. I tried to get out of his grasp but stupid injuries are being a pain in the butt.

We then stopped at the park and he put me down on the bench. I was going to make a run for it but he pulled on my hoodie and dragged me back down onto the bench.

"You are not going anywhere until I fix your wounds, got that?" "No, I don't." "Oh gee...I didn't want to do this to you but you give me no choice." "What do you mean-"

And then he punched me in the stomach and I passed out.

Oh my gosh, this rollercoaster's so scary! Oh gosh, this hill looks so tall! ARGH WE'RE GOING DOWN NOW, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I opened my eyes, screaming and almost fell off onto the ground.

"Woah, holy shit, calm down! Ugh, so you wake up now..." someone muttered. I looked around and saw that I was on the dude that turned me into thingy's back. As soon as I realized that, I whacked his head with my hand.

"Ow! What the heck was that for?!" he yelled, still walking.

"Oh come on, your freaking made me black out by punching me! What kind of person are you?! Heck, I don't even know your freaking name!" I yelled back. He was silent for a moment.

"...Akira..."

"What?"

"My name...its Akira. Sakata Akira. Happy now?"

I couldn't help but feel guilty for yelling at the poor dude...he's taking me home and he bandaged me up and stuff...but he's basically like a stranger! I barely know anything about him! Well I just learned his name, but still!

And he knows where I live too...you would feel creeped out too if some stranger knows where you live...right? Am I wrong? Ugh, whatever, I'm thinking about this too much!

"So...Akira...you want to tell me what's going on and stuff? Yaknow, with Kamen Rider Key and all that ish?"

"I, um, it's, er-oh hey, there's your house!" he said frantically, starting to run towards my house. I started screaming, it's really scary when you're on some ones back and they're running okay?!

Anyways, Akira knocked on the door. And then my parents appeared. And then I knew something bad was gonna happen next.

"Oh hello, who are you?" my mom asked. Oh shnap, she's gonna start interrogating Akira.

"I'm Sakata Akira, nice to meet you..." he replied, bowing the best he could with me on his back. I could tell he was getting nervous in front of my parents because I could feel him tense up.

"Why are you carrying my daughter?"

"She um...she fell down and got injured. So I patched her up and decided to bring her home...following her directions!" He decided to add that last part right away. This dude is smart. He decided not to tell my parents he was a stalker or a pedophile or whatnot and knew where I lived.