jaffa cakes, country stereo types and bug bears

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like dark souls 2.

Stranger: Howdy

You: heyyyyy

Stranger: How goes it?

You: it goes very well , how is it going over there?

Stranger: Goin fine, kinda boring at time, but good

Stranger: times*

You: sames ... life can be crap at times .... wuu2

Stranger: just listening to Love Train, waiting to eventually get some breakfast don't know when tho.

You: we have eaten

You: food good

Stranger: Damn, didn't know that ;P

Stranger: :P*

You: wow ....

You: Jaffa cakes ... they are not cakes ... They LIE ... AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT

Stranger: What the hell are jaffa cakes?

You: WOW ... its like a small cake that is flatt with this orange jelly slab ontop then ocvered in milk chocolate

Stranger: Hmm. okay, sounds interesting.

You: how have u never had jaff cakes and they are amazing you should find them and eat them

Stranger: lol,

You: how old r u ????

Stranger: 17

You: ahhhhh we are 15 ... there is 2 of us.....

Stranger: oh, okay,

You: yehhhh

Stranger: Soooo

Stranger: Which one of you is the better one?

You: ummmmmm we are both equal i guess , i am more insane ... the other is more smaller and mellow

Stranger: based on the whole jaffa cakes ordeal, i can believe that

You: :) yes you probably can , i'm guessing you're not as worthy to go into a mental hospital as us

Stranger: Dude, i hope to be in a mental hospital but just as a doctor so i will be there soon enough :)

You: yay :) make sure you sneek us in some skittles and stuff :)

Stranger: you know it!

You: yesss thank you good person male/female of which i don't know ....

Stranger: male

You: ahhhh okayyy ,... we are female , as you could probably tell

Stranger: lol, wasnt worried bout it so didnt think bout it.

You: hahahahah okayyyy , do you like monster ??

Stranger: Not really, never really been into energy drinks much, haven't really drank monsters but maybe once.

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