What's Going On

What Is This?

School was just about to start up and I NEEDED a calculator even though I'm 16 I still need one. So I'm just going to target later. " Mark!" My mother called for me. " What now?!?" My mom always bugs me but if she needs me I have to help her. " What mom?" She had her head in the frige and was looking for something. "Where is my cupcake? Did you eat it?" Cupcake? What was she talking about? "No mom I didn't eat your cupcake I don't even have a clue what your talking about." So after this cupcake talk which I have no idea what that was about my mom asked my dad about her cupcake so I got so annoyed. "I'll just go to target and buy you a cupcake!!" So I hopped in my car and drove to target and of corse I only had money for a calculator and a cupcake but then I got a text from my mom.

Get me some shampoo I'm out you know my. 12$ one called BED HEAD

~ Mom

Sometimes I think she's crazy I didn't bring that much money so I text her back that I can and I also tell her my contacts are labeled. After another conversation with mom up went to the "Back to school section" and picked up a calculator that had a part for the year date and time but it was so cheap I had to get it I bet it was one of those little kid calculators.

*Ding Ding Ding*

What does she want? It was my mom calling me.

" Hi mom" I said annoyed. "I don't need a cupcake just get the stupid shampoo! I need you home the family is coming over in an hour"

"Okay mom I'm coming ho-" She ended it wow mom.

When I got home I went up to my room set the calculator down and went downstairs and gave my mom the shampoo "Gee um thanks but this is the wrong one" You had to be kidding me. "Don't make me go back please mom I'll just give you money to buy yourself one." "Fine I'll try this one out though." Thank gosh! I went upstairs to try the calculator but it wasent working. "This is just not my day." All of a sudden I was not in my room any more. This isn't a calculator! What is this?