Centre Parcs with One Direction

Part 1

A/N I do not Own One Direction!! Love you if you read it!!! :)

“O.M.G Lauren! I AM SO FLACKING EXCITED!” I shouted excitedly as I walked through her door.

“Shut up Gabby … you’ll wake the baby!” she replied putting a striped dress into her suitcase “We are only going to Centre Parcs anyways, you need to calm the flack down!”  I probably did need to calm down, but Louis Tomlinson had been to that exact place this time last year!

“Okay, okay! But if I calm down we have to play a game of 1D quick-fire!” I said whilst drawing a moustache on myself with a marker “Oopsies I forgot to shave!”

“Yes we can! And you’re an idiot… that’s permanent marker!” she said between fits of laughter. I walked into the bathroom, giving her the v’s as I closed the door. I am officially an idiot… good thing Louis went last year and not this year. I couldn’t get the pen off my face no matter how hard I scrubbed; I just ended up with a red mark too… great. “GABBY WE’RE GOING!”  I sighed, drying my face and walked down stairs to the car. As I got to the car, Bernie and Rob (Lauren’s parents) started laughing at me “RUDE!” I stated poking my tongue out and sitting in the car.

We set off and as we got to the motorway What Makes You Beautiful came on the radio. We started singing at the top of lungs until the song was over, I pulled a sad face at Lauren who just laughed at me… she liked 1D to, but I’m just obsessed and I’m not afraid to say so. I pulled out my phone and went on twitter, straight to the official one direction page. “OH MY GOD, LAUREN! THE BOYS ARE GOING TO CENTRE PARCS TOO!” I screamed, jumping round in my seat. Lolleh screamed to. The whole way there we were talking about how we were going to ‘accidentally’ bump into them. We decided that we would look for them and I would do my signature skip and twirl, straight into Niall… mmm Niall is god damn SEXY!! “We are never going to be able to see them though Gabby. You know what security is like with UK fans!” Lauren reminded me. I sighed knowing this was true and turned to look out the window.

“Excuse me! Excuse me!” I heard someone shouting to me in an Irish accent. I turned round to see Niall Horan walking up to me with my phone in my hand. I froze. My mouth wide open, I’m surprised I haven’t drooled. “I think you dropped your phone…” my little leprechaun said hesitantly, his eyes melting me… I couldn’t decide if they were green or blue… I think it depends on the light. He coughed awkwardly and smiled and that’s when I realised I had been standing like that for at least 2 minutes. “Umm… err… yeah… that’s mine … thank you!” I said feeling my face get hotter. “You are very welcome miss…?” “Oh, I’m Gabby, Gabby Kent!” I said feeling more relaxed and less star struck. He smiled “I’m…” “Niall Horan… don’t you think I would know that my little leprechaun!” I said covering my mouth after I had called him a leprechaun. He just laughed and asked if I wanted to join him for lunch. I said yes and we switched numbers so that we could meet up at Nandos at 12.

Gabby! I’m there and waiting, don’t leave me here on my own please ;) Niall xx

OMG!! Niall just texted me!! What do I say… hmmm?

Hehe of course not Nialler… I’m not stupid ;) be there in 2 xx

I got to Nandos in exactly 2 minutes and I had showered and changed since earlier so I felt a lot better about myself. As I sat down Niall looked me up and down and grinned... did Niall Horan just check me out? THE Niall Horan! I felt my face go red… again. “Hey Nialler, what we eating I’m hungry!”

“GABBY! GABBY! Wake up! We are here!” Lauren shouted at me. I woke up and looked out the window. Damn! It was just a dream. We got out the car and there was a screaming crowd of 11-18 year old girls so we couldn’t get to our lodge. “Excuse me…Excuse me please! MOVE OUT THE FLACKING WAY WE ARE TRYING TO GET TOU OUR LODGE!” I shouted shoving my way through the crowd, but then I felt myself being shoved backwards. It was some security guard “Oh, you are not getting to them that easily you little weasel!” I just stop staring at him with my mouth wide open. “LISTEN MISTER! We have booked a holiday and we want to get into our lodge! We have a 6 month old baby, who needs her sleep, in the car! SO MOVE!” I yelled at the top of my voice… and that’s when I heard it…

That laugh! The one that is infectious! The most perfect laugh you could hear! The little Irish leprechaun laugh! Niall Horan laughed at my argument with the security guard… EMBARRASING MUCH! I looked over the security guards shoulder to see Niall staring at me smiling, “Horan! Don’t laugh and get this security bloke out of my way so I can get in my lodge!” I shouted to him, winking. He smiled again. Oh his smile… that only heaven can make! He spoke to the guard who finally let me and Lauren’s family go to our lodge. I felt a hand on my wrist, it kind of hurt but that’s my own fault, it was Niall. “Call me maybe?” he whispered in my ear slipping a piece of paper in my hand. “Maybe I will… but you know I am pretty busy” I smiled cheekily, walking off into the lodge seeing Niall stood staring as I closed the door. OH MY FRICKEN PERI PERI CHICKEN! NIALL HORAN WANTS ME TO CALL HIM! “OH MA GOD GABBEH ONE DIRECTION ARE NEXT DOOR!” shouted Lauren setting the baby off crying again… great! I looked at her and started laughing… I don’t really know why. It was just funny how everything worked out in the end. When I stopped laughing I showed Lauren the number Niall gave me. “I don’t know why you’re showing me a phone number dude!” she said smiling at me like I’m an idiot. “NIALL HORAN GAVE IT TO ME WHEN HE GOT SECURITY OUT OUR WAY!” I yelled jumping up and down on the spot. She looked at me like I spoke Chinese or something, so I threw a cushion from the sofa at her and she started jumping up and down to. “Girls! Stop fan girling and go and unpack your suitcases in your room, then you can go out!” Bernie shouted making me jump. We walked into our room and I was surprised at how big it was. The walls were red but had huge black and white pictures hanging, two on three of the walls. The carpet was cream and looked new and there was a rug in the middle of the room. Then on the far side, closest to One Direction, were two double beds with satin grey and white sheets. I ran and jumped onto the bed causing myself to hit my head on the wall, “Well there’s going to be a bruise there in the morning!” I said to Lauren who was now kneeled over on the floor wetting herself “IT ISN’T THAT FUNNY WOMAN!” Then there was a loud knocking on our wall and I went over to our window, to see what was going on, to see the boys looking at me from their balcony. “LAUREN GET OUT HERE NOW SOME BOY WANTS YOU TO HAVE SOME OF HIS GRAVEEH!” I called to Lauren smiling, making the boys wet themselves and Harry to go bright red. I looked at Niall and he was laughing, he was so perfect! How could he like me? I’m just me. To be honest I’m a bit fat and ugly and just yuck. Why did he give me his number? Does he want me to call him or does he just want to be friends because he thinks I’m funny? “GAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYY!” Lauren was shouting at me waving her hands in front of her face “We have been trying to talk to you for like 2 minutes! SO RUDE!” I felt my face get hot as I realised I must’ve looked like a retard standing there staring. “Sorry!” I replied mentally hitting myself “In my own world, I blame Niall… just ‘cause I can!” Everyone laughed again… I am just too funny! Lauren was still was still laughing and I was wondering why and as I turned to look ask her I saw that I still had that moustache on my face… oops. “OH MY GOSH LAUREN YOU BUM! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME I FORGOT TO GET MY MOUSTACHE WAXED?!” I shouted at her smiling even though I wanted to go crawl in a hole and die. “It’s okay Gabby, you’re still beautiful even with a moustache” Harry winked. And once again I looked like a tomato. Those boys are annoying! “Anyway…” Niall said, rescuing me from my humiliation “what was the bang on the wall? It made a picture fall off the wall!” Lauren and I looked at each other and burst out laughing “OH MA GOD LAUREN, MA HEADS SO BIG THAT IT MADE THE WALL WOBBLE!” I yelled through fits of laughter in the weirdest accent possible, making us all laugh. Again… I am a funny one.