stimulate ☞ yoongi

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wished

i raised my hand in the air and ready to hustle the rock through the river.

we ended up visiting my favorite river, really far away from our apartment complex, and i prefer it as paradise. although it hasn't trees that are full of fruits but its sounds are so relaxing. it makes me want to stay here even longer.

i once slept here that made my mom angry, because i went home really late without asking her a permission.

anyway.

i love how the river sings as it'll splash a water in my face, as if it's a sea, as if it tells me to follow them, but of course i wouldn't do that. because someone will going to complain that i was so noisy.

luckily i was just humming and for fucking my sake, yoongi slapped my butt using some random sticks that were surrounded everywhere from him.

i was kind of far away from him but fuck how did he even reached my existence??

"why did you slap my butt?? you horny dick shit."

i didn't continue my job as i walk through his presence where he sat under a piece of log.

"i was showing my love."

"love??! you call that love??! slapping my butt although you're far away from me??! how did you do that?? do you use portal to transport??! are you even slender man?? are you concealing secrets about your arms from me???"

he closed his ears while making inhuman noises. i was berating while my hands were on my hips. he did not even bother to listen to me because he only rolled his eyes.

"im showing love for my ears. i don't want them to destroy by you because i still wanna hear you moan."

i pulled a long face as i slapped my forehead, i sighed in disbelief making him chuckle.

this time, it was now him who is throwing something on the river, instead of sticks.

i watched him, movements by movements just by throwing the object. and by any chance, he was struggling as i did a while ago. because he's farther away from the river.

he couldn't reach the river that's why he groaned but ended up grabbing a stick as he threw the object towards me, but luckily, i swayed away so it didn't hit me.

"you know yoongi, if you throw a thick rock on the river as it'll bounce twice, you can make a wish."

"really? im expert with it."

he finally stand up and decided to find some random thick rocks but instead, he grabbed a stick as he slapped me on my butt causing me to yelp in surprise. did he just disrespect a woman??!

what a gentleman, more like an ass man. yah get it?? probably not.

"so you just thought i would believe in such a smart shit? ha. never woman babe."

"the history was true! you bad old pedophile!!" he smriked and crossed his arms, smiling like an idiot as if he is ruling the world.

"why would i believe in such an idiot like you?"

"you bad lil goat shit that always says meh! meh! meh! and their poops just looked like marbles but it was painted black and doesn't want to take a bath and is lazy and always wants to eat grasses!!!"

yoongi just rolled his eyes as if he is ready to respond me back.

"i don't want to accuse you for talking shit to me but you're a woman, you're my woman babe so, i need to respect you a little, kid."

i sighed in rage, as if a cloud just stayed above my head while it produced thunders. as if smokes were coming out from my ears with a loud horn.

yoongi looked at me in confusion.

"okay okay. i believe you. i believe that an old lady like you would do such stupid teenage things. im not a kid like you duh." he stated.

i crossed my arms and looked away, i looked like i was embarrassed but part of it is true, im embarrassed that im ugly when im mad.

"it's not just about teenagers! my grandma told me about it."

"and how would it come true?"

"when you believe in yourself." i shrugged.

"that's so stupid and childish."

"come on just do it!!"

"so you want me to try first?" i rolled my eyes and gave him a 'duh' look. "no way woman babe. i don't want to look stupid when i believe in such things."

"fine. I'll try."

"so you never wish?"

"wishes won't come true if you won't love or believe in yourself. you're the one who is necessary to work for it and God will let you do the work as He will lead you where you truly belong."

he suddenly clapped his hands faster while smiling like a stupid child.

"wow, that's so deep." he whined.

"why don't you just try. it's better to try than to be late." i ignored his statement and rolled my eyes.

"why are you being so deep today?"

"please. don't make it start."

"start what?"

"our argument!! you piece of shit—"

"yeah yeah just stop cursing."

third person's pov

yoongi picked the perfect rock. its shape just looked like a heart, he didn't tell her about his little secret as he closed his eyes and started to hustle the rock like he was playing baseball. he never sensed that the rock bounced, but he's too late. he already wished something and that something is special.

it's about the both of them.

you're just an author here, kid. he thought to himself as the author sniffed.

i wish i shall get her heart in mine.

but the woman bursted out laughing. he wondered why as he opened his eyes, glaring at the woman.

"are you crazy? why are you laughing at??"

"you freak. you just throw the rock like your pussy has been swollen." she continued to laugh, but he still remains expressionless.

"what the hell are you talking about? i don't have a pussy. i have a dick that will perfectly fit yours." yoongi smirked as she widened her eyes from the sexual words that he just said.

he missed his chance because the rock was shaped like a heart. but he did not want to give up. he threw it again but his wish still remains.

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was i wrong about the thick rock? im sorry if i made a mistake.