The life of Mr Foetus

Ash goes back to school.

"How are we meant to teach something that can only say bleehh?" Asked Dru.

Stef didn't have an answer. There was no way they could reach him but they had to try to save Ash.

"We should teach him simple words first. Like yes and no." Suggested stef. So this was their plan.

Dru started it off by trying to teach him 'hi' this is how it went.

"Ash say hi."

"Bleehh."

"No Ash hi." Dru said more sternly.

"Heehh." It was working. He was getting closer.

"Yes, keep going you can do this. hi." Dru kept trying.

"Hiihhh." the sound was perfect it was fine. He could basically say hi. Dru could actually teach.

"Dru, you did it you made him say hi. My turn I'm gunna teach him yes and no?" Stef said enthusiastically.

At the start Stef trying to teach yes and no was terrible. Dru was laughing which probably wasn't helping. Ash didn't saying anything near yes or no.

He got closer to saying fuck than what they wanted him to say.

"Come on Ash let's focus on yes." Stef was getting angry.

"Llaahh" Ash was getting worse.

Dru decided to see if he could help.

"Ash just say yes."

"Yahgg" it was closer than before is Dru an amazing teacher or is Stef just terrible.

"Good boy your getting closer keep trying. yes." Dru wouldn't give up.

"Yeehhss" it was good enough. He could say hi and yes now. Just no left of the easy words.

Dru jumped straight in because he knew he could do it better than Stef. Stef felt useless so walked off in a sulk and went to get some drinks.

Dru started on no.

"Ash the next word is no."

"Glahhh" Ash started off bad. But Dru knew he could do it. So he carried on.

"One sound. no."

"Nnahh." he was so close. Once more and he should have it.

"No." Dru said.

"Noo." he did it. He learnt 3 words.

Stef came back in with 3 drinks and asked what was going on. Dru told him that he knew all the words.

"ash say hi, yes and no. To show Stef how good you are." Dru asked Ash.

"Hiihh, yehhss, noo." he did them all perfectly enough. Stef and Dru were so proud of him.

They celebrated by having a drink they had a straw and helped Ash drink a little bit even though he dribbled it everywhere. It was the best moment for all of them. They hadn't lost Ash forever. He was just slightly different.