the firey passion of the suns(read at ur own risk)

there is only gonna be one part mk

In this random thing the sun is a guy and a "super massive star" and The Black hole is a female and much smaller then Sun (but like they are consenting "adults". also there is gonna be alot of puns.
The Sun walked into his bedroom to grab their phone to find Black Hole relaxing naked on his bed?????? "Gasp" went the Sun "you sure are sexy black hole" The Sun took off his sun pants, whipped out his solar flare and started mastarbating to the small black hole on his bed "Why don't i just help u with that" Said the Black Hole, her darkness absorbing everything around her, "look im already sucking as we speak" she said and The Sun felt himself being pulled towards her. She started to give him the good succ, 4,000,000,000,000 times stronger then a vacuum cleaner. Unfortunately the Sun's closeness to The black hole cause a little bit of the rest of him to be sucked in. "Quick put your solar flare inside me while you still have time" Said the Black Hole. The Sun put his solar flare inside her and started thrusting in and out wildly although slowed slightly by the sucking of the Black Hole. They moaned together in unison, not caring that one would cease to exist soon. "AAAAAA IM LOSING MY PLASMAA" yelled The Sun "DO IT INSIDE ME"yelled the Black Hole, The Sun lost his plasma then ceased to exist, "not that you had any choice" Said the black hole, slightly larger then before .