Top 40 Catchiest Songs!!

Hey hey hey, people trust me, this is not a book, it's more of a guide of songs to beware of, for they are very very V-E-R-Y catchy. Kinda like a virus. Note that that this is not a book, I might write a book but right now I'm to bored and I was listening to music and I thought, " HEY, why don't I write some shit on wattpad about music?!"

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So vote for this, it oboviously can't win watty awards because it's not really a book, so have fun, here are the top 40 most catchy songs.

Number 40

R Kelly- The World's Greatest

OK, ok ok , I get it, I get it. He thinks that he is the World's Greatest, but lemme ask you this, Mr. Kelly. "Are you the Queen of England?" NO. "Are you a president?" NO "Are you Michael Phelps?" No So cut the bull shit, you are not the world's greatest. Great song though, great song, me likey.

Number39

The Village People- YMCA

   Well I don't know who the hell the Village People are, but next time, don't name yourselves that. I don't know any other song from you guys, people probably heard your name and thought you were some role play video game. I don't know any other words of the song but YMCA. Or maybe the Village People really are just the village people. hmm, whatever, don't know don't care.

Number 38

Miley Cyrus- Party in the USA

     Notice that I said nothing about best songs, I said most catchy songs, note the difference. I may find Miley Cyrus songs annoying but still, this song kinda nice and catchy. We have a million more songs so I'm not gonna dwell on this so we're just gonna keep moving on.

Number 37

Eminem- The Real Slim Shady

Okay, so if you don't listen to rap and never heard this song then find your ass on Youtube and listen at least until the chorous. Trust me, I am so sure that you'll be bobbing your head singing, "I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Real Shady," Blah blah blah.

So if you're singing this song let me just say, spoiler alert, you are not Slim Shady, Eminem is, so you can sing that you are not the real slim shady.

Number 36

Queens- We Are the Champions

"WEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MAH FRIENDS, AND WEEEE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE END, DUN DUN DUN, YES WEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, WEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. NO TIME FOR LOSERS, CUZ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, OF THE WORLD!" Well I personally find that they didn't have to stress the "we" so much in this song, I mean, it's always, WEEE. Anyways, Is it only me that find this song a little mean to losers. I mean, it's not there fault that they lose, maybe if there were no champions then there won't be losers. Anyways, I only listened to this song when I heard it in the movie You Again, god were those girls annoying. Ugh, still stuck in my head.

Number 35 

Sixpence None the Richer- Kiss Me

Wow, this song is so cute. It was in You Again too, HOW COINCIDENTAL? You gotta love it, it's so sweet, I went to this karaoke function thingy in New York and this person was supposed to sing Kiss Me. And Sixpence None the Richer has a lovely very girlish voice. And this huge big man came out to sing this song, everyone's mouth was open, and he sang it in this deep DEEP voice and ugh ew, he should have left the singing to Sixpence None the Richer. Everytime I say Sixpence None the Richer, I say it in an English Accent, hee hee hee.