Firstly, I apologise for not updating in the past few months but I can assure you that you haven't missed much.
Plus, I don't think you really care anyway ;)
I can't believe that it's September already!!
My father came over yesterday and we celebrated his birthday... It was super awkward... for me.
Anyway, so we have this Spring ball coming up but get this, you'd think that it'd be this upcoming weekend because well, it's just changed seasons but nooooo, they're postponing it to next month!
How doff!
I mean, it is my birthday month so I don't mind all that much but that's not the point.
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I hate how painful this is!!!
Yes, you guessed it, THE JAPANESE HAVE INVADED MY BODY!!
Spare me lord! Have mercy on my poor, innocent ( not that innocent ) soul!!
"Won't you please have, Mercy! Mercy! On my soul!!"
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Yeah, so anyway..
I seem to really like ellipsis ( add in that laughing emoji )
- we don't use 'lol' in this joint, mates. We have laughing emojis for a REASON.
exhibit A: 😹
What can I say except YOU'RE WELCOME!!
I love that movie!!!
I need that movie!!!
Voice inside my head: You need help.
And you need to shut up.
Voice inside my head: Geesh, okay. Shutting up.
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Totally not talking to myself.. Ha.. Ha..
Why would I do that?
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I'M CRAZYYYY
bwahahahaha
Voice inside my head: We're leaving now... You know, before things get a little too crazy..
Noooo!! I wanna stayyyyyy
Voice inside my head: Mkay, bye xx
Jazz hands,
Anonymous_x
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Did you just change my awesome exit?!
Voice inside my head: It needed a make over.
Imma kill you!!
Voice inside my head: BYE!!
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don't ask... Idek
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