Black Pearl ♥︎ jjk + myg

1- he gets drunk

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Jeongguk took a deep breath. It was an easy thing to do, all he needed was courage. He was the adorable young kid of the group, they wouldn't yell at him for this, right? He was cute and they were not immune to his cute puppy face. If he wobbled his lower lip, it would be the end game, Hoseok would be preparing a hundred-page presentation about how Jeongguk was so precious and should be given whatever he wants. He was that powerful and they were that weak for him.

So Jeongguk being Jeongguk, he hid the plastic bag full of alcohol with extra care (he was going to have to beg Seokjin to give him food, the price of the tequila had just punched his 2-month budget planning in the face). Jeongguk could already see himself cleaning Seokjin's dorm and washing the dishes. A brave sacrifice he had to do if he wanted to survive the semester without starving to death. Whoever the fuck was responsible for that bottle to be that expensive could choke on their cereal, thank you.

He kept his attitude the usual during the whole night. He ate pizza and watched Game Of Thrones with all his hyungs, talked about this and that, laughed at the jokes and made a mess of Yoongi's dorm with Jimin. He was being his usual self and it was utterly impossible for any of them to understand his big plan for the night; to get drunk. He, a healthy 20 years old male, was going to get drunk for the first time ever in his life. After all those years of being treated like a small child by his older brother and group of friends, he was going to prove to everyone that he was a grown man and could afford to get drunk once in a while. Namjoon 'accidentally' set Hoseok's phone on fire when he was drunk once, so how bad could Jeongguk be. The most he could do was puke or sleep, and still, it was much better than the god of destruction, the drunk Kim Namjoon.

It was past eleven when they all stood up to go back to their dorms. Yoongi told Jeongguk to wait so he could give his pass birthday present he forgot to buy a week ago. He sat on the empty mattress across his hyung's dark blue covered bed, thinking of all the possibilities what Yoongi could have bought him. Jeongguk thought he did a good job of implying what he wanted from his hyungs. ( "I would sacrifice a whole colony for you, baby, but seriously-why is that game that expensive? I mean 'lol' is apparently better." Taehyung once said. Jeongguk stole all his underwear the next day to avenge the game.)

"Okay, close your eyes now," and Jeongguk obeyed the order without a second thought, his huge smile showing his bunny teeth. He prayed to any divine being up there for it to be 'God of War'. After all his hyung knew him very well and Jeongguk has been saying how his life would be much better with that game, so unless Yoongi's power of perception was dull, he must have gotten the message.

"Open," Yoongi said and so did he.

"Okay hyung, are you broke? " Jeongguk said with the biggest disappointment, the divine power above them must have learned Jeongguk didn't go to church on Sundays and was taking revenge. It's all the government's fault for not building one close to the University.

"What- God forbid, I'm not bankrupt unlike y'all."

"Than please enlighten me why my there is lemon slices and salt instead of 'God Of War' because I'm about to stuff them down your throat hyung. I don't think ANYONE is this dense. I won't feel guilty towards Hoseok-hyung for killing his boyfriend in this situation. In fact, I'm sure he'd help me choke you to death. You better have a good reason for this, shit of a present apparently, or may god help you."