"Hannah knows what Hannah means!"
"Things just went from worst to worster"
"We should push a table in front of her and see what happens"
"Paige wasn't in Spanish today! You hablo sicko!"
Spencer: You have all of the subtlety of a hand grenade
Hannah:thank you!"Is the side of my face fatter than this side?"
"Like a Nucunlear"
Spencer: It's nuclear!"Imaginary like me biscuit?"
"Cause of death it was a murder duh"
"I always hated biology I mean who cares how a cell divides it just does"
"Yeah but she's got like a hole in her stomach"
"I either wear 3 inches or nothing!"
"Oh please Jenna can't hear us she's blind!"
"Not if it's eating holes in your stomach"
"So can you see it not!?"
"Is this a gay thing?"
"I can't go around without a phone it's like going around without a brain or shoes!"
"Yeah she's got a hole in her stomach"
"So what I can't dance on his grave!? Can I at least throw confetti!"
"You know what they say if the feather fits!"
Aria: Hannah it's the shoe fits
Hannah: whatever"I can see better in these I needed glasses this whole time and I never knew it!"
"Is this cheese old?
Ashley: its Swis
Hannah:does it melt?
Ashley:all cheese melts HannahI thought we were meeting for lunch
Caleb:what time is it
Hannah:uh I quarter past Im hungry"It's medicinal.. Cramps!!"
"You know what screw that make a fake profile friend Jackie comb through that skanks profile and nail his ass to the wall!...or we can do what Emily said.."
"I thought talking to empty chairs was something people come here to stop doing?"
"Ok Emily sometimes you poke the bear or the bear pokes you!"
Emily: what
"It's from a movie!"