"I didn't come out of the closet I fell out on my face"
Spencer: is it an A text
Emily:worse it's my mother!"No it's a brain thing!"
"Your a pixi I've gotten really good at this!"
"Lying to Toby is like luring to the dayla llama!"
"Is this a new couch"
Spencer:my lake house?
Emily: yeah Hannah and Caleb made some pretty good memory's on that couch! She didn't tell you,..okTake an Empanada
Spencer: no thanks
Emily: what do you mean no thanks I made these eat one!
Spencer: em I just walked in
Emily: and your starving take one!
Spencer: there's a hair
Emily: then eat around it!"Thank god I thought for a second A harvest our organs"
"Was that tree always here!?"
"Looking back I think I wanted to be Romeo"
"Or I'll show someone my boobs and we'll be news again"
"Cars don't float if they did pilgrims would have driven them here"
"California has earth quakes"
"To the restroom and you don't believe me we can all try to squeeze into one stall!"
Spencer: one of use knows how to change a tire right?
Emily: and your looking at me because I'm gay!"Jorge Washington has dreadlocks on like half my tips"
"I don't want to see dead body's
Hannah:come on em you love zombie movies
Emily: I love watching then I don't want to be in oneHannah:Are you pregnant
Emily: shut up
Aria: we've all had boyfriends
Hannah:yeah even Emily
Emily:shut up Hannah"Ok Hannah just promise me you'll never get a job at a crises center"
"Can we get out of here my goose bumps are getting goose bumps"
"Where's Jesus"
"Now let's deck the halls and fala la la"
"This is pingy and wingy"
"Should I have worn something more lady like does this dress look slutty to you"
"Are we gonna start milking our own cows and us wing Kerosene lamps to!"
"Could you please move your stick there are people trying to get past you"
"Should I have brought more cupcakes"
"How about a hello kitty t-shirt!"
"Because I tried to stab him with scissors"