I fixed my alarm and get up at 6:30. I put on my light up ninja turtle sketchers and I get on the bus. I remembered that the school made the dress code a lot less strict, so I wondered if they would let me wear my My Little Pony shirt.
I decided to listen to my music. I listened to some Migos songs. Their song, Call Casting became annoyingly stuck in my head.
I get off the bus, thanked the bus driver, and look at my schedule. It says that I have computer science. I had no clue where that class was either, so I texted my friends and asked where it was. I then walked past a classroom with one of my friends who takes computer science, so I decide to go in. I sit down at a desk.
A minute later, I realized that this was definitely not computer science. I felt like I was about to piss my pants. I was trying to decide if I should stay or embarrass myself.
My hand slowly raised. The teacher called on me. "Um, I don't think I'm in the right class," I said, "what room is computer science in?"
"It's right down the hall," the teacher replied.
"Sorry," I said as I walked my dumb ass out of the room. I swear I have an IQ of a potato chip. Everybody laughed at me and silently judged.
As I walked out, the song in my head changed from "Call Casting" by Migos, to "Changes" by Xxxtentacion. The lyrics and the situation made me cry (not actually)
Click on the song to set the mood.
I was now late for computer science, but I didn't miss anything. After that, I had study hall. I looked at my schedule and I realized I was about to take another L. I did not have history on my schedule and it is required.
I then had lunch and thank the lord I had another study hall afterwards so I could sort out my schedule. I feel like god is trying to stop me from taking L's, but I always find a way to take them.
I talked to a teacher and she sorted out my schedule. I now am taking French and history. She told me to tell the Spanish teacher that I was now taking French. Another god given W was that the French and Spanish teacher were the same person, so I would only have to tell her. I could not find her after school, so now I will have extra work when I get back to class, to make up for the stuff I missed.
To make me forget about all the L's I took, my friends and I listened to Mr. Boombastic by my hero, Biggie Cheese. I was certainly feeling boombastic.
That was until I got on the bus and did my daily recap. I remembered all the L's I took and I listened to one of my favorite sad songs. (Song: Blonde Redhead - For the Damaged Coda) Listen here:
And you guys already know, I thanked the bus driver.

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The Diet of L's
HumorThis is an autobiography about the L's that I took in high school.