Ymir: GET FUCKED
Historia: oh our names are normal again
Bertholt: mk
Armin: same
Eren: already on it
Mikasa: wait what
Levi: hell yeah he is I love uno
Erwin: oh God they're gonna breakup again
Mikasa: YES
Riener: Bertholt come to my room
Hanji: I CAN'T RECORD ALL OF YOU AT THE SAME TIME
Eren: I feel like a porn star
Levi: Eren you're better than a porn star, you're a milf-
Annie: HE GOT NO DAMN KIDS
Connie: uhm...
Sasha: corporal...you have a girly cry...
Eren: THAT WAS ME.
Mikasa: WHAT
Erwin: I THOUGHT LEVI WAS BITCH THIS WEEK- DID HE WIN MONOPOLY AGAIN?
Levi: tch.
Petra: Captain...
Oluo: Tch children
E: 🏳️🌈
Historia: omg
Riener: Eren can I borrow some rope
Eren: Levi is using it cause I won the first round ‼️
Levi: how the fuck you tie a noose
Armin: you can borrow mine I won checkers already 💅🏼
Erwin: ARMIN.
Hanji: LEVI
Mikasa: EREN
Eren: DADDY
Mikasa: yeah?
Levi: what?
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
E: jhhbshnkzsjsjsj.....
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