...... I. Don't. Fucking. Know......

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Me: Well if my name isn't yuri katsu-

Viktor: Its not.

Me: *legally changes name to yuri katsuki* Really now?

Viktor: Your not a boy though. Or Japanese.

Me: Ugh... *is a boy now and does DNA test* I have some Japanese in me.

Viktor: Um........... You don't have black short hair.

Me: That can be arranged. *dyes and cuts hair*

Viktor: 0-0 Your really committed aren't You?

Me: Glad you've notices.

Viktor: *casual smirk* Yeah well he has a few things you don't.

Me: Oh yeah, like what?

Viktor: Glasses.

Me: ....... Are you blind to? I'm WEARING MINE!

Viktor: Oh... um... He's flexible.

Me: *light chuckle*learns to do the splits* He can't do the splits all the way.

Viktor: You don't have a glass heart!

Me: Bet...

Yuuri: Wha- Who are you? What's going on vitya?

Me: Hi. Im you. Well, trying to be.

Viktor: She... He? There an imposter!

Yuuri: Nah. I'm pretty sure there me.

Me: *acts EXACTLY like yuuri towards viktor* I got you those rings. I'm trying to win gold, I just... I just don't know if I can...

Viktor: WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Me and yuuri: *smirks at our prank*

Me and yuuri: *Eros mode activated*
*seduces viktor*

Viktor: *nose bleed*mumbles incoherent russian*














Don't ask. I don't know. I was bored. I wanted to. If I should do more. Or just continue off this occasionally, tell me in the comments. Because I laughed way to hard at this lmao.

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