Spider-Man: Darkest Hour (Spider-Man/Fem Creepypastas Crossover)

Chapter II: Visitors

Peter's Apartment
11:05 P.M

Peter's P.O.V

"Ah Crap..." I said frowning, Well...This day has been going well sofar...

"Lemme guess...someone is paying you to kill me?" I asked while looking between the two killers.

"Of course not!..I'm just here for the fun of it..." Jess said while grinning sinisterly.

"Jess remember the plan! Slenda wants him alive not a corpse!" Jane whispered while looking my way probably thinking I didn't hear her.

"Aw c'mon! What does Slenda possibly want with this jackass!?" Jess said looking at Jane frustrated.

"Because it's our mission...duh!..and she says that he's strong enough to help us take down zalgo!" Jane continued.

"And how does she know that? The only thing I see is a boy scout swinging around in a ridiculous costume!" Jess replied.

"Okay first of all...Ouch...second of all what the hell is going on? And third...who is Slenda and Zalgo?...And fourth! it's not a costume it's a uniform!" I said still trying to figure out why they are in my apartment.

"Ohh I'm sorry...i meant a onesie.." Jess said smirking, wow! A comedian! Wonderful!

"Well aren't you clever! You came up with that joke yourself?" I shot back

"You think your a funny guy huh? We'll see if you have anymore jokes when I gut you like a-

"We need your help with something, Something very important...." Jane said catching my attention.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa....so let me get this straight...if I'm hearing this correctly..you guys break into my apartment at eleven o'clock at night...just to ask me for some help?" I asked hoping I'm not going crazy.

"Actually we've been here since three o'clock..." Jane said casually, causing me to look towards her questionably.

"I beg your pardon?" I said while raising and eyebrow.

"Look the point is...we need your help to defeat Zalgo and his proxies." Jane said.

"Wait a minute..you mean THAT Zalgo!? You mean that crazy demon overlord?...he's real!?!....isn't he a myth or something?!?" I asked shocked.

"Oh he's very real peter...and you're going to help us defeat him." Jane said plainly

"Um sorry sweetheart but I'm your friendly NEIGHBORHOOD...spider-man, I don't fight aliens or world eating demons." I said backing away from the crazed duo.

"I told you he's chicken shit...lets just kill this loser already." Jess said grabbing her knife.

"Quit it Jess! You have to help us Peter...please...if we don't stop Zalgo then the entire world could be in danger.."Jane said grabbing my shoulders.

I began to think...if zalgo is real...just how powerful is he?...i mean I read a few things about him in the Avengers archives but it only stated that he was some sort of myth..if he is real..i want nothing to do with this..i barely know these chicks and yet they break into my home and expect me to help them with their problems? I got problems of my own to deal with!

"Sorry gals...but this isn't my fight..you want some help? Call the avengers, I'm not gonna let you drag me into whatever mess you got going on with this zalgo guy.." I said looking down at Jane...I then felt the cold steel of her knife pressed against my throat causing my spider sense to go haywire.

"Then you leave us with no other choice..." Jane said coldly...i then push her towards Jess and began to back away cautiously.

"Finally! Let's just get this over with..." Jess said smirking and brandishing her own knife....Shit...this isn't gonna end well...i knew they weren't going to take no for an answer....