I'm only doing a prologue because I'm too lazy to actually write exposition into the story.
By the way, for those of you wondering where the cover art is from, I slapped it together in about 15 minutes using google drawings. A masterpiece, I know.
Also, trigger warning, as I joke about topics that may be considered offensive. They do not actually happen, though they are referenced and made fun of.
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It started thousands of years ago, when people still spoke latin. Because of the nature of latin, which is a demonic language, people were accidentally summoning demons left and right, and the world soon devolved into chaos. Fortunately, a rich white guy, his slave, and his 2 wives went on a hunt to slay the demon queen, Donima Khaos. They were unsuccessful in killing her however, and only put her into hibernation. The power of the spell that put her into this comatose state was so incredible that it erased all memory of demons, and caused all stories about them to be seen as fiction. (Because of that, I can say everything in this book is real, and you wouldn't be able to say it isn't, because I can just say you only think it isn't real because of the magic spell...)
Very recently the demons have begun to awake again, and are now trying to wake up their queen, and cause armageddon.
Armageddon is bad because all the bad guys will be mean to earth (and not even a wall made by trump himself will stop the demons.) The damage done to earth will be so powerful that even flex tape won't be able to fix it.
It is also important to understand the 4 (technically 5, but really 4) different classes of demon. These are:
Vanilla Demons: You're average, run-of-the-mill demon. For a normal person they're the most terrifying thing on the fucking planet, but for anyone with any demon-slaying training, it's as easy as squashing a bug.
Tactical Demons: These demons are more powerful than Vanilla Demons, but also a lot more stealthier, posing as pencil sharpeners, computers, even whole buildings. Taking these guys down isn't the hard part - it's spotting them. (Fun fact: Pewdiepie's chair is a tactical demon. We must tell him before it is too late!!!)
Fully Automatic Assault Demons: These are the scariest and most dangerous of all the demons. They usually disguise themselves as people, and act like complete dickwads, doing things like acting pretentious, being mean to people on the internet, and committing genocide! Examples include Hitler, Genghis Khan, and leafyishere.
S Tier: These guys are just straight up fucking OP. Even a master demon slayer stands absolutely no chance fighting one of these guys. If you see one, run. Actually, don't bother. By the time you realize you're in sight of one, you'll be dead. Luckily, they are the literal opposite of subtle, of and there aren't too many around, so you likely won't see one. Examples include, the reason none of those boats make it through the bermuda triangle, Meta Knight from brawl, and . (Cool dude by the way, go check him out.)
Oh yeah also the demons are commies. That's how you know they're bad.
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That's it for this chapter! Give it a like and follow me or I will steal your soul, and please put down a comment letting me know what you think so I can improve! I'll try and put out a chapter every Saturday!
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