Authors note/Application

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These imagines are all written by me or, on occasion, my friend Jess, who writes some of my Harry Potter stuff, considering how clueless I am about it. I don't know her username, but I'll try to remember to get it. I don't have internet at my house, but I usually have Jess check stuff out for me. You can send requests, but I'm really bad with titles, so pls try to come up with one. Inbox me, or if ur request is too long, then my email is emilymaeluvs1D@gmail.com. Pls don't report these, they are rated R. They contain sex, boyxboy sex, violence, and language. I don't write about Louis or Harry, (unless it's a Larry) but I do anything else, requested names, bromances, boyxboy, hell even Three-ways, whatever, only rule is: if there's Louis, there's Harry and vice versa. Don't ask why, I just can't do it. I ship Larry too hard to write anything else well. Sorry, but if I did it, it would suck. :/ Also, I'm American, so if I accidentally use American terms, (soccer, Mom, etc.), then I apologize in advance, because I try not to, but oh well. Also, if I accidentally quote lyrics, or some shit like that, I WILL POINT IT OUT!!! I can't help it. Anyway, I'm ranting, also something I do a lot, so here's the application:

1) Name, age, a short self description (looks, gender, personality, etc.), or which of the boys together.

2) Small story line (optional)

3) Rough and hard, or sweet and gentle

4) Boy(s)

5) Anything else u think I should know.

Umm, that's about it, except, I don't care if you use the comments to promote your own stories or whatever, coz it won't get you many more readers anyway, and go follow tori_alexis, she's really cool and one of my best friends, so, anyway, if anyone's still with me, inbox me or whatever. The more votes and comments I get, the more I write. I usually just update a bunch of shit at once because I only get internet at my grandpa's house or McDonald's or some shit. I also write like real, chapter by chapter, longer stories, so go to my page and check them out. Thanks, I love you all, and oh, do I have any guy Directioners reading? (LOL! My iPad has begun to recognize 'Directioners' as a word!) If so, good for you. I think it shows something special about your personality, it definitely shows you're not shallow, and, Gosh, I'm ranting again, but If you are a guy Directioner, then leave a comment on this page, or inbox me or some shit. My boyfriend doesn't like to hear me talk about them (He's just jealous, Lol!) But seriously, now I sound desperate or some shit like that! But really I just want someone to have an awesome convo with, so, girls AND guys alike, I'm a great listener. And, I've done a lot of shit I shouldn't do. I've cut, I've hated myself so much I just want to die, so if u ever need talk to someone, without threat of them running their mouth, then I'm ur gal. The reason I say this, is that some of these one-shots could be really dark, and I write these coz I know what my characters are going through, for the most part. And if u ever just want to chat, then you'll find I'm a really fun person to talk to. Okay, I'm gonna go now, I have no Idea what this turned into, but I guess it proves I'm good at writing about emotional shit, huh? LOL! Okay, I'm the definition of a freakshow, but it's whatever.

Bye now!

MWAH

-emilymae_01

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