Cogs (Dabi x Reader) ( VERY OLD DONT READ)

Pilot chapter

NARRATORS POV

          CHAP CHap chap! 

     you wake up with a drawn-out sigh you rub your eyes and softly say " ugh who the hell knocks that loud better be dam important" the sunlight slithers through the curtains and stings your eyes which makes you start to blink repeatedly until your eyeballs stopped being jerks the knocking your door got louder you drunkenly staggered out of your bed wich seemed comfier than normal you try to run down the stairs but your brain might as well not be even functioning your so sleep deprived you eventually get to the front door in one piece and hopefully looking presentable you open the front door and say " What do you want!?" the sun once again murders your eye sockets causing you to go completely blind for a few seconds a rather annoyed but strict sounding voice replied with " ah captain nise we where worried you weren't home for minute there" he took a short breath then continued "as we agreed previously here is the villain you will be trying to get information out of for the next few months here's a kind of profile we've managed to gather" the man handed you a plastic clipboard you looked at him for a soild mintue and began metally screaming with qusetions like why did he call me to captain this isnt my house whos clothes are theese why are theese clothes stinky what the fuck dose he means as in villan where the fuck am I need to start sleeping more I wonder if my lasange is still in the oven "HEY! you gonna let me in or keep standing there looking like an utter airhead!" a deeper raspy voice angrily said you look behind the policeman to see a tall man with a rather muscular frame which would usually suggest he would be quite desirable but this would be spoiled for most by the fact he was covered in what looked like large sore burnt patches of flesh held to his skin with silver stables you didn't seem to bother you tough if anything this interested you it made you wonder how he got them but also made you swear you've seen him before his teal eyes grasped your attention you thought for a moment maybe you should let him in then figure your shit out you come up with the genius idea to just pretend to be this nise person for the rest of the day then you'll switch back to your normal life right?

 Authors notes  

ah I'm so sorry it doesn't have sentences or anything it's just it like 3am and my brain is all hurty and I'm giggling like a dam fool anyway the original draft I wrote of this was actual cat piss so I played around with it so its better to read also another reason I didn't put it into sentences is that seriously who reads their xreader aloud even if you are home alone you still like kinda have that need to hide it also a little question for yawl jazz babies in the comments should the reader be a he or a she or should i try to go through the whole thing not suggesting anything at all so the reader can further immerse themselves at the cost of a slightly less descriptive work actually I got paid to do this I useually whould never think writning something I useually whouldent like is actually a pretty good way to relax and get rid of some writers block anyway im waaaay to lonngg winnndddeeeddd~ so ill end it here feel free to critque and please just go hog wild in the comments I wanna see what happens also fun fact of the chapter id love to have a pet chicken k baiiii~