Today Shay asked if we could get a foot legger. I dont know what a foot legger is so naturally i wanted to ask what the fuck he was on. Unfortunately he also realised his mistake so he fucking said, and i shit you not, "I MEAN FOOT LETTUCE." Thats such an old meme, why did he say that. I went to call him out on it and give him afew Africa loads of shit but out of nowhere he proceeded to say "I MEAN A LETTUCE BURGER." Its official, hes retarded. This isnt the first time that he has done stupid shit like this. On multiple occasions you can see him shooting his team-mates in the head, but most of the time i shoot him in the head first but yeet. Some of the time you can see him ear-raping you because fucking why not. One time he said that he wanted to send water to africa so then he got a cardboard box and fucking filled it with water. What the fuck? He just saved like 5 people. Holy shit.
"Fuck you bitch" - Shay, 2018
This phrase is used by Shay more than breathing which is hard to do because you need to breathe in order to say it so holy heck. Other times he will just outright call you a gay cuntlord. Thats shay for ya. This has been Big Nigga with your report of What the Fucking ?
