Joke 1
A husband told his wife "What a fine day!"
His wife nooded her head .
2 hours later the guy said the same thing,and the wife said "yes!"
2 hours later the guy said the same thing , and the wife said "yes i know are you dumb?"
But the husband said " When i married you ,you said that you would leave me on a fine day, so today is fine day ,why don't you live me now?"
After he said that, his wife died.