It Started With Mum

Oh crapballs

Chapter two

Harriet's Pov

Harry kept on fucking texting my throughout me and Matt's date, and to be honest, it wanted me to run up to him and grab-pull-twist his balls off.

"Who are you even texting?" Matt asks me, his mouth full off spaghetti. Aw.

"INSTAGRAM!" I yell, dragging my phone up from the table and snapping a picture of Matt's confused face.

"You're texting Instagram? The fuck." Matt mumbles, and I kick him under the table, which earns an 'ow'.

"I'm not texting anyone, you twat." I say, rolling my eyes at him. "Harry's texting me."

"Your stupid ass of an uncle is still texting you?" Matt laughs.

"I know right. Thirsty dickhead." I say, laughing along with him.

My phone blings again, and I let out a  groan.

"That's what she said." Matt chuckles, and I give him another kick under the table.

I unlock my phone, and seconds later it's flying across the cafe. Matt dodges it, but then he looks back up at me.

"What the fuck, Harriet?" He yells, as my eyes grow wide.

HE DID NOT.

And no, it wasn't Matt.

It was fucking Harry.

I shake my head at Matt, and run to the bathroom. I go to a stall and throw my guts up.

Harry. Sent. Me. Nudes.

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"HARRY MOTHERFUCKING STYLES IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Matt yells, as we enter the grocery store, where Katie said Harry was. And Katie was there too.

"What the fucking hell did he do?" Katie asks me, walking up to me with a peach in her hand. I laugh to myself. The peach literally looks like an ass.

Oh my gosh.

THE ASS BRINGS LUCK!

What the fuck, Harriet.

"He sent me nudes." I shiver.

"Ewwwwww nastay." Katie says, fake throwing up.

Actually she didn't fake, because when she acted it out, she actually did throw up.

All over the motherfucking floor.

"OH KATIE THATS NASTAY!" I scream, leaping away from her.

"Must've been that camel soup I had." Katie mumbles. "They said that 'the camel brings luck'. THE CAMEL BRINGS LUCK MY ASS!"

I shake my head and look back at Matt and Harry. Well, Matt's standing there looks pleased with himself, while Harry's knocked out on the floor.

"PUT HIM IN THE VOMIT!" Someone yells from behind me.

I turn around and see Katie's lover, Cameron.

I laugh as Matt comes up to me and smiles.

"Thanks bae." I smile back at him, and give him a kiss on the cheek.

"Nah uh," Matt grins, puckering out his lips.

I roll my eyes, but before I can protest or any shit like that, Matt kisses me.

"ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKING LOVEBIRDS LETS GO AND GET SOME STARBUCKS!" Katie yells.

"What about Harry?" I ask, as Cameron and Matt go out to the car. Well, not car...monster truck.

Katie shrugs, and walks outside.

I frown, and pick up one of the peaches from the ground. I place it next to Harry.

"The ass brings luck." I snicker.

"HARRIET YOU SHITHEAD, LETS GO!" Cameron yells, and I run out of the grocery store.

"ROLL UP TO STARBUCKS!" We all yell, and go to out favourite place in the whole wide world.

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OKAY ITS SHORT BUT HEY I NEED TO WRITE MY STORY SO BYE BYE MOTHERFUCKERS!

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