Zainab's Little Secret

25.. (what next)?

When I woke up, I realized it was all a dream and that I was still in Lagos. Do you know that feeling when you are suddenly feeling sad and guilty all at the same time? I was feeling really sad and so I decided to call zee.

"Hey wassup?"

"Salamualaikum Muhammad,alhamdulillah I'm fine and you?"

"Alhamdulillah I'm fine too,so how are my babies doing?"

"Alhamdulillah we are all good"

"OK I just called to check on you,byeeee"

I didn't even hear her reply but since they are fine alhamdulillah that's good enough.

So I decided to call my friend and text him the address of the hotel I'm staying. In less than 30mins he showed up and we argued,shouted but resolved the issue between us. He made a few phone calls and told me he'll link me up with some rich men and maybe find me a better job. But first of all,once it was evening we'll be heading out to the club..

Wow could this be the warning? Me not going to the club? But come on Murphy we are better than all of that. And so off he went.

After spending sometime at the club i was extremely drunk that i didn't even know i came to the hotel with another woman and we had fun all through the night. But immediately i woke up,i found myself naked and the room was looking very rough and unkept. With the banging headache,i decided to use paracetamol only to check my drawer and discover that my wristwatch was gone. Wait! What?! That harlot stole my wrist watch?! Ya Allah!!! And with that i began to search the room only to discover more of my stuffs were missing like the #50 bundle i had and my cufflinks. What the *** did that harlot do to me?. And so i decided to try to remember what happened between us yesternight. It was then i remembered i brought her home and one thing led to another and so much happened. Subhanallah!!! Mehn I have really messed up. I'll definitely catch that slut.

And with that I went back to bed to sleep. After a while I heard someone knock,I didn't want to stand up but the person wouldn't stop so I had no choice than to push myself out of the bed to open the door. Immediately the door opened and my eyes caught sight of my friend. I ran to the bed and tried covering myself only for me to discover that he had already seen me and was staring at me with bulging eyes showing his surprise. And with that he said.

"Wow Murphy, what happened to you? Why are you suddenly naked? And why are you having that mischievous look huh? Why is the room so dirty and unkempt? What the hell happened here Murphy? You are looking like a walking dead.. Your face needs a wash up mehn and this place smells of alcohol and s*x? Oh wait?! You came home with that slut even after I warned you not to? Mehn what's wrong with you Murphy? What happened to your family? Have you no shame? Have you no respect for your wife? What about your kids? Don't you care about them? Wait why the sudden change of mind about your coming to Lagos? Hope it's not because of zee? Come man I'm talking to you...