Stop looking.....
Stoppppppppppp.....
Why can't I just walk awa—
"HEY (Y/N)!!"
"Ackk—!!"
You quickly spun around and dashed a bit to the side upon hearing your name being called. You watched as Splendorman happily skipped into the area where you were—a usual cheerful grin on his face.
"Hello dear! How are youuuu~!?"
"I'm alright Splendor, thanks for asking..." You replied lowly, rubbing your forehead, still a bit startled from Splendor's interruption of you focus.
What you were focusing on? Well...let's just say that you had busied yourself watching KageKao from a distance as he was setting up a prank around Jeff and Laughing Jack who were playing a game of Candy Land on the floor—against Jeff's will.
You were curious to see what would happen to them, but at the same time you didn't want to be caught as a witness and have Jeff pissed off at you, but you couldn't help your curiosity.
"So uh, Splendor? What do you even want?" You asked, hoping you could return back to watching the chaos about to happen. "I need you to run a very special super duper important errand for me! It's a very simple task, and even though I know you're not my proxy, I'd still love you to do it for me!"
"Sure, why not," You sighed, shrugging your shoulders and glaring up at the happy man. "So what is this errand you want me to run?"
"I need you to take this—" Splendor pulled out a giant multi-colored present from out of no-where and held it out in front of him, "—to someone that lives somewhere nearby in the woods. He's very dear to me, and I'd be so happy if you'd be able to get this special gift to him. Would you?"
You nodded and took the surprisingly light package from Splendor in your hands. "Just tell me who I've gotta give it to, and I'll get there as fast as I can."
"Oh no-no, you've got to look for the place, not the pasta. You see, if you try searching for him, there are others out there that will find you first and try to kill you. We don't want that to happen, now do we?"
You shook your head, "Noo, but how am I supposed to find him then??"
"Search for the place he lives. Head north from here for about a mile and then go west. There's a mansion like this—except smaller, that's where he's been staying. It's quite a simple find, you only have to look out for the 'outsiders'."
You nodded slowly though you had a puzzled look on your face.
"I'll go, Splendor. I hope I can find this place though," You sighed, turning and beginning to walk off with the package. As you stepped into the living room, you saw KageKao's prank unleashed right before you—the board for the Candy Land game LJ and Jeff were playing suddenly exploded and the game pieces flew everywhere.
"SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!" Jeff screamed at the top of his lungs. Laughing Jack only watched in horror, absolutely bewildered by what had happened, and KageKao ran away, trying to hold back his burst of laughter. "I WAS GOING TO WIN!" Yelled Jeff, "I WAS GOING TO FUCKING WIN! Thanks for FUCKING Up the game, LAUGHING SHIT!"
"IT WASN'T ME, YOU ASSHOLE!" Laughing Jack hissed, "I have no clue how or why that happened!!"
"Save it, you DAMN SORE LOSER!"
You whistled as you walked by the two, trying not to get caught up in their argument. When you got halfway past the couch, you darted for the door in a frenzy.
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Living With The Creepypastas (Old)
FanfictionIMPORTANT: I originally wrote this back in 2018 when I was younger and an idiot and sucked badly at writing. It's all toxic fandom stereotypes in this book. You should know ahead of time that this story is gonna suck. Huge L. DESC: You're a useless...