JIMIN X DIMIN X MIMIN

💜 Jimin

JIMIN X DIMIN X MIMIN

JIMIN- a god. He's probably the most beautiful person you've ever met. Flawless skin, kind heart, beautiful eyes, beautiful hair, bro, now that i think about it, EVERYTHING'S BEAUTIFUL ABOUT HIM.

MIMIN- a boy named MIGUEL who has sworn his love for JIMIN. He has disgusting features, caca color brown hair, diarrhea colored orbs, and a really tiny chili pepper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

DIMIN- a stubborn boy named DAVID who has also sworn his love for JIMIN. He has horrific features, skunk flavored hair, sewer colored orbs, and a REALLY REALLY tiny chili pepper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

The STUMPS- Boyd's stump removal guardians. The sewer demons.

This story is created based on 2 boys in my class who were forced to say they like Jimin from BTS. They are not aware of the story I'm writing. 

Please enjoy 💜

Now we enter the story, where 2 lovers are faced with hardships to win the heart of their god, Jimin.

As MIMIN ascended from the earth, he found pink elephant shoes. He was happy. But the shoes actually belonged to DIMIN. Once DIMIN heard of this he was extremely outraged running after MIMIN to get his pink elephant shoes. When he saw that his archenemy MIMIN was wearing his beloved fuchsia shoes, he quickly and swiftly attacked MIMIN with lightning fast chancletas (sandals.) The lightning coming from the chancletas was so brutally intense that it blew the pink elephant shoes off MIMINS hooves.

The pink elephant shoes went up in flames in a matter of seconds making DIMIN screamed in agony. He was very upset and sad. So he put on his Elmo's World roller skates, and rolled cooly towards MIMIN. DIMIN was outright furious, "YOU TOOK AWAY MY LOVE, JIMIN!!", he exclaimed, "AND NOW YOU TAKE AWAY MY SHOES. YOU BETTER NOT TAKE MY HIGH HEELS TOO!!!

"I ALREADY HAVE!" MIMIN SAYS WHILE PULLING OUT HIS BRAND NEW MY LITTLE PONY HIGH HEELS FROM HIS MINNIE MOUSE PURSE. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T," DIMIN SAYS WITH EXTREME SASS WHILE SNAPPING HIS FINGERS. While they were fighting Jimin couldn't help but to fall deeply in love with them, admiring both of their chubby jawlines. His mouth watered over their luscious black and brown hair, as he sighed inhaling their natural aura. They're beautiful he thought, as a slight pink blush appeared on his cheeks.

"JIMIN MY LOVE" DIMIN said with delight as he saw the hot asian man approach them, "YOU CAME BACK FOR ME, IV'E MISSED YOU SO MUCH." "I didn't come back for you, you cow. I came back for MIMIN." Heartbroken, DIMIN threw himself into the mercy of the sewers. But don't worry DIMIN did not kermit sewer slide. He simply just joined his spiritual friends, THE STUMPS inside the sewers.

THE STUMPS "loved" DIMIN so much they made him their new king. Little did DIMIN know they where actually planning to sacrifice him to the STUMP LORD. "HAHA I now have an A.R.M.Y. to take back my love JIMIN" DIMIN laughed in a high-pitched girly voice "SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!" THE STUMPS were disgusted. Looks like DIMIN would be sacrificed sooner than planned.