(This is not fanfic related by the way)Now my svu lovers out there all know this classic term 'bensler' (a
combination of Benson and stabler).
I for one ship bensler soooo hard like no other ship is as good as that one...but moving on to original purpose of this chapter is it only me that sees that benson and stabler sleep with everyone but each other...like wtf dick wolf..I love dick wolf don't get me wrong...but dude WHY???...like you know how kathy filed for divorce and elliot was like "bitch I aint signing no papers!!" ...(ok maybe not but you get the gist) and kathy was calling benson like "olivia you gotta get his stubborn ass to sign those papers." (ok so she wasn't EXACTLY like that but you get my po int) so anyways he finally signs the papers and instead of his sexy ass trying to get with benson he goes and screws some secretary who works at immigration...like bitch get yo filthy hands off Benson's man....and dont let me even start with dani beck....*breathes in deeply and puts the knife down*....like dani yo ratchet ass is lucky cuz I was about to shove...*calms down* now back to kathy so after she persuades elliot to sign the divorce papers in season 8 *2 episodes later* he comes over to her (kathy's) house to check on the kids and *BAM* they're screwing like there's no tomorrow. ..behold kathy the famous bootycall...so they decided to forget their one night stand...*5 episodes later* "oooh elliot im pregnant!! you have to come home it's your baby!!" ....and that my friends was how elliot jr. was conceived......
a/n another chapter...im on a roll tonight just letting out all that bottled up anger!!
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Fanfictioni've read alot of svu fanfics and some are great but others are...not so great...so anyways i thought i should write some of the not so great moments. Hope u guys enjoy:-)
