This is My Life Now

Suck Your What?

Posting this purely for the nostalgia:

I went unnoticed as everyone was screaming at each other about who was gay, who wasn't, and something about maggots. 'Ugh. The usual.' I thought bitterly. I left without a word, not wanting to get caught up in any of it.

To my disgust when I came back it was still the main topic. 'How can these idiots drag something  so fruitless on for so long?' I wanted nothing to do with the argument or the morons having it. So naturally I threw myself in the middle of it. "YOU IDIOTS, EVERYONE HERE IS GAY AS FUCK AND YOU ALL KNOW IT." This made quite a few people flare up at me, saying things like "Your mom wasn't saying that last night" or something stupid like that. Everyone that agreed with me made it very clear.

After another half-hour of going back and fourth someone made a joke about cabbage. I'm not sure what it is about that stupid fucking vegetable but everyone just loves taunting me with it ever since I made the 'cabbage fisting' joke. I promptly over-reacted and left for almost an entire day. knowing them they probably kept the cabbage thing going for a few hours. When I came back again Zalgo immediately jumped my shit about being gone for so long, "What's the big deal? I was only gone for a day." I would have rolled my eyes but unfortunately I hadn't been blessed with any. Zalgo only repeated himself, quite to my annoyance, "Not okay Slendy." He must've said it about ten times before I gave in, "Alright, alright. I won't do it again." I knew I would but he seemed satisfied with my lie.

a few seconds later Red showed up and started yelling about foot jobs, whatever the hell that is, and to my dismay when she saw me she started screaming even louder. "SLEEEEEEEENDYYYYYY!" She squealed as I felt all of her weight hit me in the torso region. "Red, what the fuck?" I looked down to see her clung to me, how annoying. "Love me Slendy." She nuzzled desperately. "Not a chance." I mumbled trying to pry her off of me. "SLENDY PLEASE LOVE ME. YOU LEFT FOR SO LONG!" I had started tuning her out at this point. "SLENDY PLEASE. PLEASE SUCK MY ASS!" I felt my brow furrow on it's own as I stared at her rudely, hoping she'd take a hint. I knew she wouldn't. "That's disgusting. What the actual fuck?" I managed to shove her off, hoping she'd stay detached. "JUST DO IT SLENDU!" I growled under my breath, I really hate being called that. "Not if it would safe my life." I glared, hoping she'd leave me in peace.

"Why Slendy? Why won't you suck my ass?" Red looked as though she were about to cry on command.

"Because that's nasty and I really don't like the idea of putting my head anywhere near someone's arse."

"If you aren't going to suck my ass, can I suck yours?"

I felt the rim of my eye socket twitch, "Not in your wildest dream."

Usually I'd kill someone before they even started a conversation like this but my elder brother might've seen...He's always there whether he shows himself or not, it's actually very creepy. If he ever caught me killing I'd be in a world of trouble. I'd just have to deal with it for now.

"Red. Get off of me. Now." While I was in thought she had clung to me again and started her ignorant whining."B-But Slendy...I love you.." yet another twitch from my eye socket, "Get off or else I'll kill you and feed your body to your friends and everyone you love." I snarled, showing my teeth off for performance. She whined and let go of my leg. I let the skin grow back over my 'mouth' before I spoke. "You really should consider how others would react to something before you run off and do it anyway." And with that I left for another hour or two.