Me: Ok hi and welcome to a chapter of ask the seven! Every other chapter I post will be an ask the seven so leave questions in the comments! Ok, my own question because nobody has commented because this is the first chapter of this system is To all: Who would you have as a godly parent instead of your actually parent?
Annabeth: I would say Zeus because then I would have Thalia as my sister and she is awesome so yeah
Percy: Athena so she doesn't kill me anymore and also so I can finally get good grades at Goode
Frank: Apollo because Archery
Hazel: Neptune because then I might be respected among the Romans for Arion and also so I won't get seasick
Leo: Hades so I can summon my mom to talk to her
Piper: Nike so people don't think that because I'm the child of Aphrodite I can't be a badass winner
Jason: Nobody other than Jupiter because then I couldn't save Piper from falling at the Grand Canyon
Piper: Awww, Jase
Jason: :D
Nico: Nobody other than Hades because then I couldn't shadow-travel Reyna and Coach to Camp Half Blood and then war would start and other shit like that
Me: I personally am a child of Minerva but I would choose Bellona because I can be respected for being a badass fighter. Also Leo say the disclaimer.
Leo: Wha- oh ok. FANDOMANDBLOODSHED DOES NOT OWN US WE ARE OWNED BY THE GOD OF TROLLS HIMSELF! MAKE WAY FOR RICK TROLL RIORDAN!
Rick: Hi bitches fuck off just so you know Jason dies. Jasper also breaks up before that. Ha ha ok ttyl goodbye
*Rick walkes away and Jason and Piper starts crying*
Me: Well fuck look what you did Leo now Piper and Jason are crying.
Leo: Oops
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