Dad Joke Day
(I'll give the meaning of the dad jokes in brackets beside the joke.)
[17 February]
SeokJin's POV
She freaking said she won't come...
She freaking said that...
And do you know what the reason is?
It's as silly as Taehyung...
She has a pimple on her cheek, a noticeable one...
That's her reason not to come...
What the freaking hell?!
I clearly remember what she said to me, when I called her to tell her about the dad joke day...
FLASHBACK STARTED
Riiinnnggg!!!!
"Helloooo."
"Anneyong, Mayesha, Jin imbeda." I said.
"Oh Jin, what a surprise, how did you get my number?" She asked, clearly shocked.
My detective gave me...
"Your friend gave me, I think her name is Zahra?" I said.
She cursed Zahra under her breath.
"Sooo? Why did you call me, Jin?" She said, curiously.
I could imagine her narrowing her eyes on any object in front of her.
"Well I wanted to inform you about the dad joke day, will you come?" I said expectantly.
"Ah, I just saw the news about it ani I won't come..." She said sadly.
"Wae?" I asked, trying not to shout at her for avoiding me.
If she is not coming because I'm a gangster, I'm gonna kidnap her and bring her here...
I nodded my head, liking the idea.
Yup! That's what I'll do.....
"I-ah-I'm having a bad day and uh IhaveapimpleonmycheekwhichisnoticeablesoIwon'tcome..." She said quickly so that I won't understand her. But I understood every single word she said.
She's not coming because of a freaking pimple. What the hell?!
"You're not coming because you have freaking pimple on your cheek?! What the hell Mayesha?!" I shouted at her in disbelief.
"Hey! Don't raise your voice at me, it's my wish if I want to come or not and besides I'm a woman and people will want to notice my face and body more than they want to notice any mens' ones. So you better get that through your head that I'm not coming!" She said angrily.
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