Waiter: What would you like to have gentlemen?
Harry: Bring a strawberry milkshake with two straws, please.
Zayn: *blushes* Oh Harry-
Harry: *puts both straws in his mouth* Zayn, check this out, look how fast I can drink this!
Zayn:
YOU ARE READING
idfc // zarry
HumorHarry: You know who's gay? Zayn: .... Harry: *slaps Zayn's ass* ME
