** Straight people : So how do you Explain to a child they have two dads?
Me: The same way you explained having three baby daddies........
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* Oh so you want to spread Rumors about me , ok Bitch .well at least your not spreading your legs
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If your Waiting for me to care , I hope brought something to eat , Cause its going to be a while.
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Im trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective , but i just cant get my head that far up my ass.
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I Cant help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad just pulled out.
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The only time you would get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait
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/////YAY ok thats all i got right now ill prob come up with other things or hear other things ////////
