Total Drama Pahkitew Island Re-write

Total Drama Pahkitew Island Re-write Episode 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSfRWSpzYK8 - Pahkitew Island opening

Total Drama Pahkitew Island Re-write
Episode 1: So, Uh This Is My Team
Written by TDThomasFan725

Chris: Welcome to an all-new season of Total Drama. 14 brand spanking new contestants and a brand new location; (Pans out to reveal the new Island) A Cree island located in western Canada. (Cuts to the scene where Camp Wawanakwa sank in the All-Stars finale) During the finale of our heroes vs. villains season, someone, and I prefer to remain nameless, destroyed our last island. (Cuts back to the new island) So this is our new island; a perfect place to dump 14 new victims... eh I mean contestants. No shack, no shower, no hotel, no hot tub. The only thing we were able to salvage from our old island was the outhouse confessional and all the horrible butt smells that live in it. (An intern comes out gasping for breath and faints) So get ready for the most exciting season yet. This is Total Drama Pahkitew Island.

(Opening Credits: The opening is the same as it is in the original Pahkitew Island season)

(Cuts to a zeppelin flying across the sky carrying the 14 new contestants. Cuts into the zeppelin where Ella is humming to herself while Sky takes out a piece of gum before turning to Max.)

Sky: Want some gum?

Max: You're offering of sweet consumptions will not save you (devious look) from the forces of evil. (Normal look) But yes, thank you. (He takes the gum and chews it before choking and coughing it out. He gasps.) Cinnamon; curse you for being so spicy.

(Cuts to Dave)

Dave: (Chuckles) That guy looks (hears Leonard making a noise and waving a stick behind him) weird.

Leonard: "EXPERIENCE!" I just cast a protection spell on you. Are you happy about that?

Dave: Um?

Ella: (Places her hand under Dave's chin) I'm sure a song will cheer you up. (She starts to sing and dance like a ballerina away as Beardo begins to beat box)

Beardo: (Beat box sounds) Song!

Amy: (Disgusted) Switch places with me. (She and her sister Samey (but her real name is Sammy so that's what I'm going to refer to her as) switch seats. Amy suddenly notices Jasmine and is terrified.) Ah, A GIANT!

Jasmine: Are you and I going to have a problem?

Amy: (Tugging on Sammy's shirt) Switch with me again, NOW!

Sammy: But you just...

Amy: Don't question me, DO AS I SAY!

(Topher runs passed them; looking for Chris)

Topher: Chris, where are you Chris? (He then runs passed Sugar (filing her nails) and Scarlett (sitting on a crate)) Has anyone seen Chris? I don't see him. (Looks at Sugar) Have you seen Chris? Do you know where he is? (Sugar grab him and pushes him against the exit door)

Sugar: Stop being so fidgety. If you scrape my pageant shoes I'll toss you off this thing. You'll be Ker splat in 2 minutes.

Scarlett: (Correcting Sugar) Actually in the first 14 seconds he would fall about 1800ft. Then he would reach terminal velocity and drop 170ft per second. So if we're flying at the recommended speed at 32000ft, he would hit the ground in 3 minutes 6 seconds.

(Pans over to Rodney and Shawn)

Rodney: Wow, that girl's got some brain!

Shawn: (Terrified; covers his head) Brains!