Hey it's me, Holly SB. Short for Hoelanga Snakebitch. This weekend I visited a small town in Pennsylvania.
I walked into a small corner store, and while inside I see one hell of a silver fox. Grey hair, wide smile, a bit short, and a hot ass. Then it dawned on me. I almost didn't recognize him as Steve Carell! I loved him in Despicable Me, and was so shocked to be standing in Grus very presence.
I walked over to a rack with potato chips on it. I bend down to get some Cheetos and I arch my back, making sure Gr- uh, Steve, saw me. I looked back and he had a look of shock and excitement on his face. (The good kind.)
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I pick up the Cheetos and take them to the counter. "Hello, I'm Steve. Nice to meet me." he said with a sly smirk. He knew what he was doing to me. My vagina was wetter than Niagara Falls.
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"Yes, it really is." "That will be free. No money. I am a very generous man and I can also afford to reward a beautiful woman with free items because I am rich."
Wow. Of course he's rich. I want him to bathe me in his money and start shoving loonies up my ass. Maybe one day.
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Steve takes off his tighty whities and reveals a fully erect 6 inch penis. And then we begin.
Sex with him is so great. I cant believe what's happening. I look at his sexually frustrated face and I smile.
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"Say my name!"
I'm so caught up I couldn't get any words out.
"SAY IT!"
He scares me so I say the name that comes to my mind.
"GRU!"
He looks at me but doesn't stop.
"What did you say?" He asks me.
I look him in the eyes. "I said Gru."
He hesitates, but then talks. "And what do you want Gru to do to you?"
"Say my name in Grus voice!"
"HOLLLY! I HAVE MY PEPEE INSERTED INSIDE OF YOUU!"
That alone was enough for me to finish. After that, he had to leave me so I sat alone in the hotel with just me, my thoughts, and my throbbing pussy.
I turn on the news and I see blue and red lights flash. They announce a car accident.
~ 2 Years Later
I lay the flowers down on the headstone. I feel a tear roll down my cheek, but I quickly wipe it away. He would want me to be happy in remembrance of him, so I smile weakly.
"I miss you Steve."
He was the best sex experience I've ever had, and jesus fucking christ SO many men have dipped their wiener into my fondue pot.
I sit in silence for a few moments until I decide it was time to leave.
