some nigtard named jesus.feelz showed up and started terrorizing me and my family, so i defeated him in a battle.
he was angry and killed fat yoshi twice (once by dragging his organs out with a chain and the other time by vore), faked my death, and kidnapped my 3rd brother (karkat, who i illegally took from the playground).
jesus later died (read: the account owner forgot the password), and somehow i got his powers (and his cool gucci robes, which im still waiting for them to dry).
so yeah, thats epic.
