"Ummm..."
"I am IPT-290! I have come to take the Head Reaper! Surrender now and you shall not be harmed!"
"Ippity."
"Yes?"
"Exactly how old is the kid over there?"
"Lets see, 290 should be... uh.... 7 years old?"
"The fuck?! It's not in my book to go around killing children you know?! Can't you tell him to step down or something?"
"No can do sir, he's not under my direct command."
Mortis groaned
"Someone had to go around the underground to clear up a few hundred of these little brats? Well fuck me cause I'm definitely not doing it."
"You know that they'll still come for you even if you avoid them right?"
"Come to think of it, they're after my head aren't they..."
Mortis and Ippity were watching a live security feed of the underground. It was like going to the movies but watching your own hometown getting destroyed. Mortis decided to bring Ippity so that she could provide him information about his enemies. To make sure she wouldn't attack him, Mortis put a shock collar on Ippity's neck which earned a few murmurs of disapproval from the sisters. But in the end, they allowed Mortis to use the collar.
"Ippity, who's that one who flooded Midorigun in less than 10 minutes?"
"Ah, that's probably IPT-376, if I remember, her powers are based on the Aztec god Tlaloc, god of rain and thunder."
"So, she created a indoor typhoon?"
"Well, Tlaloc was technically a god of water so I think she created water there."
"That's convenient. Wait, wasn't Tlaloc a god of rain and thunder?!"
"And water."
They continued discussing about the current state of affairs until Gavich came over, with a look that could part the Red Sea. He put an arm on Mortis's shoulder and smiled at him like how your teacher smiles at you when she finds out you didn't hand in your homework.
"Mr Head Reaper?"
"Y-yes?"
"What in the name of fuck lead to this? Why do they want your head so badly? And why haven't I cut off your head and given it to them?"
"O-ok, lets calm down for sec here... besides, these kids original mission wasn't to capture me anyway."
"Actually, we got pulled out of bed to catch you you know, this is part of the mission."
"Ippity, heard of saying unnecessary things?"
"Mortis?"
"Yeah?"
Gavich shoved a map into Mortis's hands
"It's your responsibility so I expect you to clear every single one of these little fuckers In five days."
"Five days? Are you sure you don't mean 5 weeks?"
"I mean what I said, and if you can't even do that, then we'll just give them your head on a plate."
"N-no thank you."
Gavich then snorted and headed back to his station, leaving Mortis and Ippity there. Ippity looked at Mortis and tilted her head
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Mortis Vol.2
Acción"We are here explicitly for the Head Reaper, the unauthorised IP serum user." "This a joke? Ippity, are all your comrades just cosplaying lolis?!" Mortis has dealt with IPT, now know as Ippity. But the Dangels seem to have dispatched a special unit...