good gal sarah de boner moves into da town of ~glenroy~ but lil duz she no theres a bad boi in town and dis bad boi wos named james slutmouni
1 day sarah deboner waz ridin fru da hood wen she spot da local bad boii jamesy yo
Jamez Slutmouni kepz on staring at herz She totz felt uncofortables so lyk she waz running awayz and then he kepz on running afta heerr
hay yo baby can u ride mii like u can ride that penny o0o0o0o ~ jemz shouts from afar
jamez asked 2 put his pee pee in sarahz fanny but she sed no. wot if she got preggaz
sarah cud not get preggaz cus den joel wud not sign her up 2 da voice :--(
jamesy relli liked her, but he also liked 458 ova gurls. spesh da exchange 1 from frnz.
he lyk da way ze frnz girl gav him baguette styl anuz
da french gurl turnz around n yells 'I DUN WANT UR DOODLE IN MA VAG OK'
jemz didnt lyk sarah anymorez s0 h3 found anotha girl namez Br!gett3
jemz y u no larv mi sarah cried
sarah ur hayr remindz me ov period blood n dat iz jus grozz jemz replied
