Connor Murphy and the Legendary Lesbian (Crack Fic Super)

A Whole New World

Connor sighed as he walked through the park, what did he even have left in life anymore? He didn't know, that's one of the reasons he came here tonight, he figured tonight was as good a night as any. He sat down by the base of a big tree, huffing as he looked around, then down at himself, he never would have thought growing up that this is where he would be, but things changed for the worse he guessed.

He sighed a bit, but jumped up as someone came into view, sighing and growling as he turned away to leave, well no point anymore, he wanted to be alone here. He didn't stay around long enough to notice who or what it was, he just saw a person and knew he wanted to leave.

"Connor Murphy wait your ass up!" The figure yelled at him, based on the voice, it was a female. That isn't what he cared to notice, what he noticed was that they knew his name, and he sure as hell didn't know who they were. "Oh fuck no! I don't know who the hell you are, but i'm going home!"

Then suddenly as he was running from her, she was already in front of him. "OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!"

He fell back from running and looked up at her, getting ready for flight or fight here and now bitch, but then she started to speak.

"Connor Murphy, you are a special person, and no, i do not mean you are a freak, you are the Leader of a new era, one of the outcasts to be part of, for those who feel their books, themselves, their TV, their music, is who they are. For you Connor Murphy, are part of a musical, a character made into being like this, but you are and can be so much more, but you need to come with me for tonight. I will try to open your eyes and help you see the light, for one thing you have done is inspired many people, and made people fell in love with you, for being yourself." She smiled at him and held her hand out. Trying to be polite. "So, will you come with me?"

Everything was silent for all but a moment before. "FUCK NO! Lady I do not know what you're on, but I do not want any unless its like a super fucking strong ass weed, but seriously! You came here, raced me down like nothing and then spout out about how im not even real?! FUCK YOU AND THE DRUGS IM GOING HOME!"

But little did anyone besides the motherfucker writing this and the wonderful people reading this know, this would not sway the girl.

(( well uh this is a crack fic as i said, because last night at like 2 am i met a wonderful lesbian who me and her came up with this crazy beautiful idea, and im keeping my word on making this XD enjoy the drug ride my friends! ))