The Drunken Confession...

The Subconscious Mind...

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Rhett and Link had been invited to house party to celebrate another youtubers birthday, there was alchohol; lots of alchohol.

"Oh come on link! It will be great! We're getting older and who knows the next time we'll be invited to a real party? I don't want to go alone." Rhett had been insisting on going to the party... Link just wasn't feeling it, his lips had just broken out into painful cold soars... Or as rhett called it,'mouth herpes'.

" I know what's going to happen Rhett, and you know it too! We're going to get dragged into drinking, and you know what I'm like when I'm drunk!"
Link was trying his hardest to win the argument, but it wasn't working.

"Yeah link I know what your like... No one minds you being highly affectionate, I'm sure miranda is going; she'd love a drunken link hug."
Rhett mocked.

"Fine, I'm going to go because the more I argue the more you embarrass me... And I'm not getting drunk, that's final." Link stormed off to the closet to pick out his outfit, he sometimes wondered why he loved rhett so much when he could be this douchey.

"You might want to hurry.. We only have 20 minutes." The tall man shouted from downstairs, Rhett knew link would go.. He just knew link too well, he also knew that there was no way link wasn't getting drunk tonight.
The man laughed to himself, link came down stairs and said he was ready.

It's time to party.

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It was just sunset, Rhett had to park the car a few blocks away as it was so busy; you could hear the bassy music from a mile away... This was going to be wild Rhett thought to himself.

Standing outside the door, Rhett and link checked themselves; they looked mighty fine for the party, the door suddenly opened, instantly you could smell weed and... Well loads of humans in a house 'classic party smell' they would call it.

"Oh my god! It's Rhett and Link!!!!" A woman around 20 years old was standing in the door way, obviously on something. She pulled link inside by his tie, Rhett laughed and followed.

"HEY GUYS IT'S RHETT AND LINK!" The woman slurred, people looked at the two men and started to walk towards them.
"Oh hey guys! I was hoping you would come, here take this welcoming drink." a triple shot glass was shoved into both of rhett and links hands, Link gave evil eyes to Rhett "I frikin told you man! I said we'd be forced to drink!" the younger man viciously whisperd to Rhett.
"Be polite and do the shot link." Rhett smirked to get on links nerves.

"Wait let me do a countdown and you two have to do if at the same time! Whoever gets the three shots down first wins." the guy started a count down from 5, Link thought that if he was going to be forced to drink he was going to do it right. He took a breath and deviously smiled, " GO!! " the other guy shouted, and link downed the shot glass in seconds then slammed the glass on the table, about a second later Rhett smashed his glass Down on the table... It was too late, he stared at link in awe.

"Really link? You wanna play this game? It's on!" Rhett's competitive side kicked in instantly and it was like being back in college years.

Shot after shot after shot.

Things were getting incredibly hazy for the two best friends, they were giggling at eachother and heavily waving their arms about.

" Iiii told you lonk... Iii beaat youu" Rhett had a wide drunken smile on his face, eyelids half open staring at link. "Youu dookiee heead! Youu only won threeeEEeee g-gamees! I won Fiiivee!!!!!" Link exclaimed and tried to playfully punch Rhett's shoulder but missed, and he fell off the stool, the world was spinning for him. All of a sudden there is a thump next to him, Rhett is now on the floor too, totally dazed... They looked like total loons. "Thoosee stooolss arree way too higgghhh" Rhett said almost shocked, still lying on the floor he turns to link; who's pupils are extremely dilated, "Liiinkkk are youuokaaay?" Rhett shakes links shoulder, he's totally out of it.

Rhett sits up and looks closely at His best friends eyes, they are half open too. All of a sudden Rhett feels lips messily crash into his, He shouldnt have put his face so close to links...
" Heyyyy rhetttttttt weerreee youuu trying tooo kissss meee?!! I thouugghht soooo." Link was smiling on the floor, happy with his actions.

"Liink... Nooo i-ii wasn'tt wwwhaaat theee helll!" Rhett was so drunk he started laughing at link kissing him, lost in the moment. "Arree you surrre abboiyt thhatt rhhettster? Because ittt lookss like youuu liked itt!" Another kiss came upon his lips, it became a drunken makeout on the floor Unaware of anything around them untill a different woman shook links shoulder, they both snapped apart and realised what they were doing.

" Guyss guys it's okay no one saw but me!.... I always thought you were a cute couple... And really hot! I'll keep it to myself though, I can imagine what it would be like to have your careers ruined over this." the woman laughed and wondered off.

"Whhaatt on eeaarth! Tthaat Wass craazyy what wee justtt diid liink!" Rhett blurted out. "Buuttt ii liked ittt... I allwaayss kiindda liiked youu Rheeet" Link drunkenly confessed, "Link! Welll acctuually seeinng as youu saiid thaaat, ii can't liiiee about thinking abouttt you aatt niighttt" Rhett slurred and stood up, he pulled link up too.

"Lettts go baaaackk to thee apparrtmeent" link suggested, Rhett didn't resist... They were just too intoxicated to care.

They stumbled their way upstairs to the bedroom and took off their clothes, the two men were lost in the moment of love together link pleasured rhett and rhett did that to link in return, after about half an hour of drunken love they passed out in the sweaty bed sheets.

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It was morning, Rhett's eyes opened heavily and looked around suddenly in shock, he had remembered snippits of last night... However there was no evidence of that happening at all.

That was a weird dream last night... Must have been the alchohol from the party, then he remembered link, he must have gone back to his own house last night... I should call him rhett thought.

"Hello?" a croaky voice sounded.

"Hey link... Are you okay from last night?" He asked.

"OH.. Yeah totally one hundred percent fine! Yeah it was a great party last night too bad I had to go home haha." Link sounded a bit nervous for some reason.

"are you sure? ... You sound different."

"Oh yeah! Yeah honestly I'm fine just a  bit of a hang over... You??"

"Yeah... Im okay.. Had a weird dream though... Um you don't want to know.. I'm going to hang up now seeyouintheofficebye." Rhett realised what he said and had to hang up quickly as possible, he didn't want to talk about his dream at all, that would be so danm awkward.

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Link put down the phone relieved, THANK GOD he fell for it! Rhett thought it was a dream!

He woke up stupidly early in the morning and realised the situation, so he saw the opportunity while Rhett was in a deep Deep sleep to change the bed sheet, get dressed clean the place up and leave to his house as if nothing in the world happened.

This was a secret he would take to the grave. And Rhett would never know the two confessed their love for eachother.

Link won't look at him the same though, maybe even better. The man cheekily smirked at that thought, then got ready for another normal day at the studio.

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Rhett goes into the bathroom and splashes his face with cold water to wake himself up more, he looks up after drying face and drops the towl in shock...

"Why the hell am I covered in cold sores?!" his eyes wide with surprise, then it all adds together in his head.

He will take this secret to the grave and pretend nothing happened last night...

He gets ready to go to the studio, practicing how on earth he is going to act normal infront of link.

How did this happen.

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