Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: NO!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: ...Okay...
Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No!
Dad: My son is CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates: ...Then okay...
Dad goes to the President of World Bank
Dad: I want you to appoint my son as CEO.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Okay then.
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