The sunlight poured from a crack in the curtains in their small apartment window. Barry opened his eyes excitedly, and quickly got up from his blankets. He pulled back the curtains and the day's light completely flooded their bedroom. "Rise and shine, snoogly-sugar-rim buddy-ass cupcakes! It's a new day and I'm ready to dive into the abyss of your buttcrack!" Barry yelled, waking Vanessa up.
Vanessa pulled up from under the blankets and rubbed her eyes a bit. "Honey, you know we have a guest over. We can't be doing the do, she might walk in!" Vanessa was getting worried, a tear forming in the corner of her eye and slowly falling down her face like a stream, quietly pooling at her chin.
"Snoogly-sugar-rim buddy-ass cupcakes, there's no need to worry. Hannah is probably still sleeping, I caught that nerd reading gay ass fanfiction until 5 am." Barry flew over to Vanessa and landed on her nip nip spaghetti dip. "Come on, let me dive into that ass like Mitt Romney dove into the end of his chances of becomming president."
"Barry- you know I get- ah!" Vanessa gasped as Barry shoved his butt needle into Vanessa's nip nip spaghetti dip. "Barry stop y-you know that- ngh," Vanessa moaned and Barry pulled out.
"Baby, Hannah won't find us. I locked the door." Barry reassured.
"No, Barry... it's not that I'm worried about."
"What are you worried about then, babe?"
There was a pause.
"There's a new Mickey Mouse Clubhouse today, and I might miss it..." Vanessa bit back more tears.
Barry was in complete shock. "You choose some dumbass Disney show meant for kids over me? I thought our relationship was better than this!"
"No, I mean, Barry-Bunny wait-" Vanessa choked out before Barry was flying out the window.
"Goodbye, Vanessa. I'll miss your sweet ass." And the window was shut. Barry was gone, just like Vanessa's goals and dreams in life.
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3 days later...
"Vanessa, you need to get your stinky ass up and take a fucking shower you smell like my asshole after I haven't wiped it in 8 days," Hannah yelled and lifted Vanessa out from her bed. Vanessa didn't say anything or move at all. "Come on Vanessa, you're my twin sister, you can't be this fucking upset over a bee."
Vanessa looked up at Hannah and tears were rolling down her face. "B-but, H-hannah... B-Barry was everything for me in life..." Vanessa sniffled as some boogies hung out of her nose.
"Oh, Vanessa baby, here, let me get that for you." Hannah reassured. She cupped Vanessa's face and parted her mouth. Hannah's wet, pink tongue emerged from her plump lips and scooped the booger out of Vanessa's nostril. "Mm, tasty," Hannah whispered and consumed the boogie.
Vanessa looked up, eyes glistening. "Hannah..." she whispered as a finger was placed upon her lips.
"Sh- sh. No more," Hannah rasped and pulled Vanessa in for a kiss.
There was a banging on the window.
"Vanessa, babe, I'm home and- what the fuck?" Barry questioned the sight he was beholding. 'Thats kinda.... gay....' Barry thought to himself but pushed that thought aside.
"Oh, Barry p-please, this isn't what you think!" Vanessa gasped. Hannah just shrugged and rolled her eyes.
"No, it's fine, only if I can rim your ass," Barry said. Vanessa nodded.
"Lol I'm leaving," Hannah said to both of them. She made a constipation noise, and white feathers emerged from her shoulderbones. Beautiful wings sprouted from the bone, and they slowly darkened to a yellow color, which then turned clear. She made even more pooping noises, and she grew a stinger.
