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I've seen a few school fights, however there is alot and I mean ALOT at my school. Food fights, hallway fights, cafeteria fights, cussing teachers out fights, and who humped who fights. Tehe...

While I was at elementary school the fights there are less... harsh, and they aren't fun to watch for kids who go there. This is how a elementary fight would go... 

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 Some kid throws a block at another kid

The other kid gets mad and screams

The students surrounding the injured child scream too

"Mrs. Smith.... Jack threw a block at Jill!"

"Jack... TIMEOUT!"

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 Yup, not that exciting (not even one sexual word said as a comeback) these are how my school fights go...

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 "FIGHT!" Some random kid yells.

"Where?" We all say as is there's a new hot kid.

"OVER THERE!" Then you see all the nerds, smarties, baddies, and lame kids stand up on the cafeteria tables

"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT..." We all scream while you see teachers screaming and yelling curse words. I even heard one of them say "Holy shit, the animals need to be tamed!" and whilst they have this barbarian look on their face as if they're constipated.

The fights start to swat at each other like if the other is a disgusting bug and scream profanity.

 Then there's the fire alarm being set off... *beep* *beep* *beep* (and our fire alarm is crappy loud cause it's sets off alarms of all different pitched tones.)

*everyone starts running out the exits like a herd of elephants screaming* (including the kids who were fighting)

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I have noo reason to lie c;

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