Jack: I have an idea
Dan: Listening
Phil: Reading
Mark: Yeah?
Jack: TWO TRUTHS ONE LIE
Mark: Huh
Jack: I'll start
Jack: I have a degree in hotel management, I'm not 100% Irish, Mark is currently my lockscreen.
Dan: Mark's definitely his lockscreen
Mark: -.-
Jack: I started off easy
Dan: You are so 100% Irish. I mean you love leprechauns and potatoes and that shit
Mark: I am not your lockscreen
Phil: I am with Mark here
Jack: Mark and Phil are correct!
Dan: What is it then if it is not your bf
Jack: I hope that means best friend
Dan: ;)
Jack: It's just some fanart
Dan: oF YOU AND MARK
Jack: DAN NO
Dan: DAN YES
Dan: I dropped out of uni, I've met Kanye and I've met 1D
Phil: I KNOW
Mark: of course you do
Jack: Kanye
Jack: I saw that picture of you and Phil meeting One Direction
Jack: I was super jealous
Jack: Did Louis smell nice
Dan: mARK LOUIS' STEALING YOUR MAN
Mark: more of a Niall kind of guy
Dan: THE GAY VIBES ARE REAL
Phil: Harry!
Jack: Overrated
Phil: well
Phil: I used to breed hamsters, I've been on a game show before and I'm bi
Jack: hamsters? Wtf
Dan: I'm dating this weirdo
Dan: But that might not be true. Could be the lie
Phil: ;)
Jack: That has to be the lie
Mark: idk seems weird enough for Phil
Mark: I was thinking the bi thing wasn't true
Phil: Mark's correct ding dong
Jack: That hamster thing's weird dude. And what game show?
Phil: The Weakest Link
Jack: Bet you lost hard
Phil: I did
Mark: heh
Mark: people used to call me Markle Sparkles, I am terrified of mannequins and I hate Pokémon and think it's the wOrSt overrated crap on the planet
Dan: oh I can feel that Pokémon hatred through the screen
Phil: But Pokémon's great
Jack: I think I know the answer
Dan: course you do, you're the boyfriend
Jack: the Pokémon one is the lie
Phil: I agree. Pokémon is the best
Dan: I'll go with Markle Sparkles because wtf where's the originality there
Mark: I actually think Pokémon's alright
Dan: What's the story with the nickname then?
Mark: In high school someone thought it would be funny to throw glitter in my hair
Jack: You guys made me change my name to broccoliboii so I think it's only fair
Dan: MARKLESPARKLES
Phil: Peer pressure
(Markimoo changed his name to MarkleSparkles)
Can I just say Louis is the best out of One Direction and I definitely don't listen to them from time to time okay bye
YOU ARE READING
Love At First Text. Phan/Septiplier AU
फैनफिक्शनDan: HEY GUYS Dan: I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE A CHAT WITH ALL MY BUDDIES Mark: So those friends you talked about Mark: They were real?? Dan: -.- Mark: :D Phil: Dan I thought I was your best friend ;-; Dan: You are Dan: NOW BOND PEOPLE
