*group chat*
Dan: Did he unblock you?
Mark: Nope
Dan: Give him some time
Dan: He will unblock you, I'm sure of it
Phil: Yeah. If he likes you then he won't let you go so easily
Dan: Why did the poor man sell yeast
Mark: How is that related to Jack
Dan: It's not
Dan: The poor man sold yeast to raise some dough
Mark: ha
Dan: What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
Dan: Attire
Dan: Get it?
Phil: A tire hahahaha good one
Mark: :)
Dan: What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
Dan: A labracadabrador
Mark: I want one
Phil: Nooo don't replace Chica
Mark: I would never
Mark: Thanks for trying to cheer me up Dan but I'm going to go to bed
Those are my three favourite jokes fun fact
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Love At First Text. Phan/Septiplier AU
ФанфикDan: HEY GUYS Dan: I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE A CHAT WITH ALL MY BUDDIES Mark: So those friends you talked about Mark: They were real?? Dan: -.- Mark: :D Phil: Dan I thought I was your best friend ;-; Dan: You are Dan: NOW BOND PEOPLE
