Ethan: What's up my dudes
Ethan: My homies
Jack: Suhhhhhhh dude
Dan: hi
Ethan: What's hanging with y'all
Dan: Mark and Jack are currently on top of each other
Dan: Asleep
Dan: Phil has his head on top of my arm and now I can't feel it
Dan: Life's good
Ethan: Got a little too hammered last night with the lads?
Dan: I just threw up in my mouth a little
Ethan: Good
Tyler: Not good
Tyler: Are you okay
Dan: Yes
Dan: Tell Ethan to talk in English
Tyler: Welcome to my world
Ethan: lads lads lads
Ethan: *finger guns*
Dan: You sound like a dad trying to act cool in front of his kids
Dan: It isn't working
Jack: Are you talking about Chase
Dan: Chase?
Jack: :O
Dan: Who is Chase
Jack: The depressed father people seem to love a lot on my channel
Dan: Is this a kink
Jack: nO
Jack: Just a character
Jack: You know Anti, right?
Dan: Yeah murderous turtle dude
Jack: Like him
Dan: So murderous turtle depressed dad
Dan: You're getting creative with these characters now huh
Jack: Yes
Dan: If he isn't a turtle what is he
Jack: Something sad
Jack: Maybe a really sad dog
Dan: Okay Chase = Really sad dog™
Jack: Yes
Dan: What other characters do you have then
Jack: *clears throat*
Jack: There's Marvin the magician
Dan: So rabbit boi™
Jack: Sure
Jack: There's also Henrik Von Schneeplestein
Dan: Henrik Von Whatnow
Jack: Schneeplestein
Jack: He's a doctor
Jack: Probably a kangaroo or something. I can see him being feisty
Dan: Kangeroo™
Jack: Jackieboy Man
Dan: Definitely spider guy™
Jack: He is not a rip off of Spider-Man
Dan: You let yourself believe that
Jack: He isn't but whatever
Jack: Jameson Jackson
Jack: He's mute and there's these theories about whether he's a pupper
Jack: *puppet he isn't a dog
Dan: Oh yeah
Dan: Well he is so pupper boi™
Jack: How did we get onto this topic
Dan: I don't know
Dan: Do you want tea
Jack: Yeah boiii
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Love At First Text. Phan/Septiplier AU
FanfictionDan: HEY GUYS Dan: I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE A CHAT WITH ALL MY BUDDIES Mark: So those friends you talked about Mark: They were real?? Dan: -.- Mark: :D Phil: Dan I thought I was your best friend ;-; Dan: You are Dan: NOW BOND PEOPLE
