Voring with Josh

"Weirdest Eating Challenge Yet!! VORE!!!"

The FurTube video opened with cheesy dramatic music put in over footage of Josh, a Nova Scotia retriever, awkwardly dangling a small rabbit over his open mouth. The rabbit giggled as Josh looked into the camera with wide, anxious eyes.

"Dude, Norah, I can't believe we're actually doing this like I don't know if I can do this!" Josh laughed nervously. "I'm scared my-my stomach juices are gonna like dissolve you or something!"

Nora chuckled. "Don't worry, you and I will both be perfectly fine! I've done this many times before, and I've never gotten hurt. Or hurt any preds for that matter!"

"Okay then...yo I'm not going to hold you by the back of your shirt or nothin I'm just gonna go headfirst with this. Alright, guys, here we go!" Josh held the rabbit under her arms and opened his mouth over her head, hesitating a few times as he bought her close.

"Three...two...o-one!"

The screen went black and a title flashed by: "Exploring with Josh" turned to "VORING with Josh!?"

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The video starts from the beginning, with Josh sitting next to a brown and red rabbit at a small table in his apartment.

Josh addressed the camera. "Yo! What is up, Explorers?!" He grinned. "Okay so today I'm going to try something crazy. Now I don't know if any of you guys saw all the new challenges videos out there of FurTubers trying something called vore for the first time. I'll get into it in a second, but you have to be new to this you can't do the challenge if you've already done both kinds of vore before, you can't really do the challenge."

"As you guys know, I've never done vore before. Today will be - might be - my first time, if I can get through the whole challenge! John's already done it, some of my other friends with FurTube channels, ya know it's a huge thing right now and I guess now it's my turn!"

Josh turned to the rabbit. "I'm here with Norah. Um, she's going to help me with this challenge that we'll explain in a minute. I guess she's my vore coach for today!"

Norah laughed. "Thanks for having me Josh, I'm happy to be here. Nows a perfect time to mention that I'm subscribed to you!"

"Sick! So you watch my videos?"

"Yeah! I don't watch too many abandoned videos - too spooky for me - but I love your travel vlogs! You guys have some awesome adventures."

"Thanks! Yeah ya know I'm so fortunate to have the opportunities, and I'm sure you've seen some of my food review and eating challenges but you know I've never tried vore before and to be honest I don't know much about it."

"What do you know about the experience and what goes down?"

"Not much," Josh laughed nervously. "Not much, um...someone eats someone else and they get like a big full belly, I don't know!" He shrugged.

"Well, you've got the gist of it! Would you like me to give you a brief explanation of the process?"

"Yeah, go for it!"

"Vore is the safe, usually gentle act of swallowing someone whole. We use some vocab terms as well-"

"Like vocabulary? Damn, is there gonna be a quiz?"

"Oh yeah, so listen close and take notes!"

"Ahh!!!" Josh pretended to grab a pen and scribble down invisible notes on the table.

"Got your notecards ready? Alright, the creature who does the eating, is called the predator or pred for short. The predator eats one or more prey animals,"